The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

Deathwing_sl said:

I'm assuming the gay guys would know more about this, but anyone with experience can answer:

Any detriment to receiving anal sex 1-3 times a week? My wife is worried about the retention of her sphincter. Some of the stuff she has seen on the internet has scared her. And since I was the one that showed her said things, I can't also be the one to assuage her fears.

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Think about all the shits youve taken so far in your life and the ones you will take. Has your asshole just become "worn out" from all that shitting? The whole "my asshole is gonna get worn out and shits going to fall out" excuse is as dumb as when guys say a girl is as loose as whatever your metaphor is because shes banged too many men than they feel is acceptable.

Have you ever butthole kissed like that disgusting .gif Big Phoenix posted recently?

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Hah are ya talking about the prolapsed asses touching? Didnt post that one.

ps why did you piss in that dudes ass? Was in something you just said fuck it im going or was it a special request?

Burnesto_sl said:

Have you ever butthole kissed like that disgusting .gif Big Phoenix posted recently?

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Thought it was Ronne?

Kuriin_sl said:

Can you post it? Obviously I've rimmed andk kissed someone before.

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I think just a link to the post is ok without the pic and spoiler, they moved it from the FSR to the gif thread.

Ronne_sl said:

go to this post Kuriin

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EDIT: while you're at it check out the next gif after that one, LOLOL

I occasionally get really bad headaches that I'd say may stray into migraine territory, though without any problems with my vision. I thought that maybe I was getting some sort of weird sinus headaches but I'm starting to doubt that now. One thing that I do though is I clench my teeth at times, like if I'm driving in heavy traffic and people are driving like retards, or if I find myself drawn into some stupid forum argument I've noticed that I'll have been clenching my teeth to the point that the teeth in my upper jaw and the jaw itself start hurting. It's a little odd though that I normally don't notice anything immediately and I'll get a headache later on.

A couple friends were telling me that they make mouthguards to help with "grinding", but I'm a bit nonplussed since I don't think I'm grinding at all. Am I wrong on this? I'd think with clenching that you'd just clench whether there is a mouthguard or not. Also I don't think I ever clench in my sleep, I've never had a headache during/after sleep and I normally sleep with my mouth open.

Malice_sl said:

I'm not gay or Kuriin, but I use a grind guard at night. My dentist said something like 25-30% of people grind their teeth regularly when they sleep. After seeing the gnarly grooves I've worn into the grind guard I'll never sleep without that shit again. Broken teeth, no thanks.

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I don't think I do it in my sleep though.

Man, I just visualized logging into the forum then saying to myself"Wait, I better put my mouthguard in before I get into an argument!"

FML

Kuriin_sl said:

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Urban Dictionary: donkey punch

Where did you get the ribs from? Lol.

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Weird, I woulda guessed urban dictionary. Maybe that was the definition 6 or 7 years ago and it's been buried now by people saying to do it in the head? Or maybe it was a different name and my memory just sucks. I remember reading or seeing a video with girls who claimed they couldn't even get off anymore without being donkey punched, so it wasn't knocking them out. The punch was definitely in stomach or kidney area (depending on your angle), just under the ribs.

Sterling_sl said:

Aim is generally pretty bad in that situation for sure.

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Nah, not as long as you're aiming at something up high. Like the shower head.

Have we talked about the pleasure you get from relieving yourself yet? If pooping feels good, am I gay? I'm assuming peegasms don't count.

Sucks to hear that. I was looking forward to a prostate massage someday (when I needed some extra kink to keep things interesting). But shitting doesn't excite me in the least, so I'm guessing a prostate massage won't work on me either.