The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

I always wonder if I actually tear my ass and poop gets in there can I get some nasty infection? It's a strange fear I have. I ask you as a medical professional, not a gay man.

The only way you're going to tear something is if you eat something really insoluble like sunflower kernels. Something that just won't be broken down. That or if you really strain too hard then you will see hematochezia. Just take some fiber supplements in the day (like Metamucil or Konsyl) and you'll be fine.

Mmm. Anal fissures.

Basically wash your ass, don't get super fat, and keep your blood pressure sane... shouldn't be even a minor cause for worry.

Yeah and use Cottonel wipes. They're adult "baby" wipes and are flushable. They are amazing.

Kuriin_sl said:

Yeah and use Cottonel wipes. They're adult "baby" wipes and are flushable. They are amazing.

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I use them man.. my life was changed on the day I bought them

White. But, when I'm feeling fabulous, I go rainbow.

Kuriin. Where can I shop for clothes without leaving my home? I'm particularly interested in no-iron shirts and custom suits and professional/casual wear. Thanks in advance and Happy New Year.

Brooks Brother, but they're pretty expensive. What kind of budget?

Kuriin,
I hate minivans, but I have five kids. What vehicle options are there for us?

lurkingdirk_sl said:

Kuriin,
I hate minivans, but I have five kids. What vehicle options are there for us?

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Not sure. You could always just keep making babies and go on welfare.

Kuriin_sl said:

Not sure. You could always just keep making babies and go on welfare.

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You loath us breeders, don't you?

Kuriin_sl said:

Brooks Brother, but they're pretty expensive. What kind of budget?

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The budget is not really what is important, rather I'm looking for ideas of where to browse and eventually purchase. Let us assume that I know little to nothing of what is high quality clothing. Thanks for the heads up on brooks brothers.

Araysar_sl said:

brooks brothers is like men's wearhouse for C-suite

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This will probably sound stupid but I have no idea what BB is or C-suite.

Brooks Brothers is a "high end" clothing store. C-suite is a term people used to refer to a corporation's most senior executives.

He's saying peons shop at Men's Wearhouse, senior execs shop at Brooks Brothers. I'm guessing he's implying that it's not in fashion to shop there if you know anything about clothing?

He's got a point though. Brooks Brothers is overpriced. They have nice clothing, but you can find similar quality garments elsewhere for less. But I do own some nice BB sweaters. The clothing isn't sub par by any means.