The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

Sylas

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that was announced like, last year? I saw it forever ago.

yeah, it was last year. guess the red tape takes it a year for it to become policy.

but there's really no difference between "indefinite" deferral vs 12 month celibacy except if you're some #foreveralone homosexual who really wants to give blood.
 

Izo

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Is Poe the gay guy in SW: FA? He has a cat, BB-8, and is a dashing young man who likes leather jackets. Also he seems to like men.
 

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I don't remember him having a cat. Where'd that come from?
 

iannis

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I'm trying to think of something good that comes from lesbians.

Well built chairs?

I cannot gainsay you.
 

Khane

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Jobs, jobs come from lesbians. In the form of all the employees for Subaru and Birkenstock
 

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What's the most favorite beer amongst gays? Here's why I ask. Last year a local celebrity type got into a fender bender after drinking a few too many at a gay bar. He claims he's not gay and he didn't know it was a gay bar. That just happened to be the closest bar that served his favorite beer. Everyone squalled with laughter when he said that beer was Michelob Ultra. So I'm just wondering if I missed something and Michelob Ultra is the official beer of gaydom.
 

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What's the most favorite beer amongst gays? Here's why I ask. Last year a local celebrity type got into a fender bender after drinking a few too many at a gay bar. He claims he's not gay and he didn't know it was a gay bar. That just happened to be the closest bar that served his favorite beer. Everyone squalled with laughter when he said that beer was Michelob Ultra. So I'm just wondering if I missed something and Michelob Ultra is the official beer of gaydom.
And a follow-up question to this, if Michelob Ultra is the official beer of gaydom, does it make me gay when I buy as many as I can carry every time I walk by Casino Royale in Vegas which sells them for $1ea? If yes, does my gayness stay in Vegas like everything else that happens?
 

Sylas

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Speaking of anal, I gotta question. How do you gays handle the, um, logistics, of buttstuff? I apologize if this has already been asked.

This is something I've always wanted to know. Call it a juvenile curiosity. I'm not that in to buttstuff, i mean it's nice to have it as an option but it's not my favorite hole. It's actually my third favorite of the 3.

Anyway, As a heterosexual male i've only dated one chick who preferred buttstuff to standard vaginal intercourse and since she preferred it she handled the "logistics" of it, everything from timing meals and eating habits and maintaining "regularity" with her bowel movements to ensure cleanliness of her poop chute, so she knew when she was ready for buttstuff on the regular.

But other chicks who weren't all that into buttstuff, you kinda have to wait til the stars align. She had to both be in the mood for it and her poopchute had to be free of, uh, clutter.

But men's physiology is different than women. we eat a lot more and thus produce a lot more poop. Average man poops 1-2 times a day vs 4-5 times per week for the average woman. Which means the average man has more food along every step of the digestive track, and is filling up his poop chute almost constantly.

Obviously people, ya know, clean up down there and of course there's things like enemas etc, but it just seems to me that the window for buttstuff is more limited? does that make sense? I mean obviously you know when your barrel is loaded and you need to go drop the kids off at the pool, but unless you do buttstuff right away afterwards, within a few hours there's bound to be more stuff trickling down? I mean you're large intestine isn't going to be immediately full again and i'm not talking about "fudge packing" in the literal sense, but some amount of loose poop particles must be moving down the pipe getting ready to be compressed and turned into poop.

Is this a thing? Is the "logistics" of pooping a concern that gay men have? Do you have to eat consistent meals at regular intervals to ensure the poop timing window is good? Does it limit your ability for spontaneous sex? Or I am I overthinking the logistics of it all and it's really no big deal?

How often do you run into, uh...the loose equivalent of redwings... well I guess "Brown wing" situations? Partner thought he was good to go but wait there was some loose watery poop particles and now, well you know?
 

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What's the most favorite beer amongst gays? Here's why I ask. Last year a local celebrity type got into a fender bender after drinking a few too many at a gay bar. He claims he's not gay and he didn't know it was a gay bar. That just happened to be the closest bar that served his favorite beer. Everyone squalled with laughter when he said that beer was Michelob Ultra. So I'm just wondering if I missed something and Michelob Ultra is the official beer of gaydom.
Who?
 

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If you can't handle even a little bit of shit on your dick(imagine the stuff you can't see, is it really ever "clean" in there barring an enema?), I suggest you don't do anal or just use a condom.

Also, 1-2 times a day is average for a guy? I go every other day. I even started drinking coffee regularly recently, no effect.
 

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What's the most favorite beer amongst gays? Here's why I ask. Last year a local celebrity type got into a fender bender after drinking a few too many at a gay bar. He claims he's not gay and he didn't know it was a gay bar. That just happened to be the closest bar that served his favorite beer. Everyone squalled with laughter when he said that beer was Michelob Ultra. So I'm just wondering if I missed something and Michelob Ultra is the official beer of gaydom.
You talking about Michael Berry?
 

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But men's physiology is different than women. we eat a lot more and thus produce a lot more poop. Average man poops 1-2 times a day vs 4-5 times per week for the average woman. Which means the average man has more food along every step of the digestive track, and is filling up his poop chute almost constantly.
Uhm yeah...the physiology of the poop chute is not different from men to women. Both women and men can poop 1-3 times a day or they may poop 2-3 times a week.

Is this a thing? Is the "logistics" of pooping a concern that gay men have? Do you have to eat consistent meals at regular intervals to ensure the poop timing window is good? Does it limit your ability for spontaneous sex? Or I am I overthinking the logistics of it all and it's really no big deal?
Some people are very up on their shit, so they know when to poop and what to eat, etc. The way I deal with it (when I bottom) is what I've been suggesting on this board for a millennia: Konsyl Easy Mix. It's psyllium fiber. I drink 3-4tbsp of it at night (7pm) with plenty of water and I poop in the morning to the point where I am cleaned out for theentireday. No enemas required.

How often do you run into, uh...the loose equivalent of redwings... well I guess "Brown wing" situations? Partner thought he was good to go but wait there was some loose watery poop particles and now, well you know?
Eh, it's happened to everyone. Sometimes you think you will be completely cleaned out but sometimes it happens. It gets nasty when it's EVERYWHERE, though.
 

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You talking about Michael Berry?
Does it matter? I'm just wondering if my inference was right that Michelob Ultra was the real life version of Schlitz Gay.

Obviously people, ya know, clean up down there and of course there's things like enemas etc, but it just seems to me that the window for buttstuff is more limited? does that make sense? I mean obviously you know when your barrel is loaded and you need to go drop the kids off at the pool, but unless you do buttstuff right away afterwards, within a few hours there's bound to be more stuff trickling down? I mean you're large intestine isn't going to be immediately full again and i'm not talking about "fudge packing" in the literal sense, but some amount of loose poop particles must be moving down the pipe getting ready to be compressed and turned into poop.

Is this a thing? Is the "logistics" of pooping a concern that gay men have? Do you have to eat consistent meals at regular intervals to ensure the poop timing window is good? Does it limit your ability for spontaneous sex? Or I am I overthinking the logistics of it all and it's really no big deal?

How often do you run into, uh...the loose equivalent of redwings... well I guess "Brown wing" situations? Partner thought he was good to go but wait there was some loose watery poop particles and now, well you know?
This won't answer your question completely, but you should do a Google Image Search for "santorum". Make sure safe search is turned off or you'll just get pictures of the politician.
 

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Is anal the same pleasure feeling as when you take a big hard poop and it's on the second half of sliding out?

Can you feel when someone cums inside of you?(suppose this is a question for straight woman too)