Speaking of anal, I gotta question. How do you gays handle the, um, logistics, of buttstuff? I apologize if this has already been asked.
This is something I've always wanted to know. Call it a juvenile curiosity. I'm not that in to buttstuff, i mean it's nice to have it as an option but it's not my favorite hole. It's actually my third favorite of the 3.
Anyway, As a heterosexual male i've only dated one chick who preferred buttstuff to standard vaginal intercourse and since she preferred it she handled the "logistics" of it, everything from timing meals and eating habits and maintaining "regularity" with her bowel movements to ensure cleanliness of her poop chute, so she knew when she was ready for buttstuff on the regular.
But other chicks who weren't all that into buttstuff, you kinda have to wait til the stars align. She had to both be in the mood for it and her poopchute had to be free of, uh, clutter.
But men's physiology is different than women. we eat a lot more and thus produce a lot more poop. Average man poops 1-2 times a day vs 4-5 times per week for the average woman. Which means the average man has more food along every step of the digestive track, and is filling up his poop chute almost constantly.
Obviously people, ya know, clean up down there and of course there's things like enemas etc, but it just seems to me that the window for buttstuff is more limited? does that make sense? I mean obviously you know when your barrel is loaded and you need to go drop the kids off at the pool, but unless you do buttstuff right away afterwards, within a few hours there's bound to be more stuff trickling down? I mean you're large intestine isn't going to be immediately full again and i'm not talking about "fudge packing" in the literal sense, but some amount of loose poop particles must be moving down the pipe getting ready to be compressed and turned into poop.
Is this a thing? Is the "logistics" of pooping a concern that gay men have? Do you have to eat consistent meals at regular intervals to ensure the poop timing window is good? Does it limit your ability for spontaneous sex? Or I am I overthinking the logistics of it all and it's really no big deal?
How often do you run into, uh...the loose equivalent of redwings... well I guess "Brown wing" situations? Partner thought he was good to go but wait there was some loose watery poop particles and now, well you know?
