The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

Convo_sl said:

My eagles are looking solid for a preseason.

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Ameraves_sl said:

Yeah, I know it is preseason and all, but the Eagles are looking good from top to bottom so far.

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LOL!

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Yikes.

They just said preliminary on Jordy Nelson is a torn ACL.

My last ten minutes:

"Oh yeah, there was a preseason game at noon, I should see if anyone got hurt.

Well, fuck."

I've had a league draft already (I know but the commish does this shit with it every year), I was a pick or two away from grabbing Jordy. Dodged a bullet there.

Ian Rapoport on Twitter:



welp, that's a wrap.

Report: Patriots sign Reggie Wayne | ProFootballTalk

welcome to the greatest sports organization in the history of organized athletics

Azeth*_sl said:

Report: Patriots sign Reggie Wayne | ProFootballTalk

welcome to the greatest sports organization in the history of organized athletics

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He joined the Yankees?

Azeth*_sl said:

welcome to the greatest sports organization in the history of organized athletics

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Pains me to use the Skins in a comparison like this but you simply cannot be what you claim they are when you only just passed the Redskins in all time Super Bowl titles this past year.

Sterling_sl said:

He joined the Yankees?

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Uconn women's basketball team. He identifies as female and goes by Regina now.

Azeth*_sl said:

Report: Patriots sign Reggie Wayne | ProFootballTalk

welcome to the greatest sports organization in the history of organized athletics

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Let's not get too excited yet. With Reggie Wayne on the team the scandal this year is going to be how we only beat the Colts 52-10 because Reggie gave us inside info on all their plays and used his buddies from his time with the Colts to sabotage them.

ZombieWizardhawk_sl said:

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Hey you guys all remember those plays where the 110lb meth head hit the field?

He didn't do shit in Denver last year. He fucked my fantasy team pretty good.

moontayle_sl said:

I lol'd at people bitching about Suggs going after Bradford. His response was perfect, "If you want to run the read option with your starting quarterback that's had two knee surgeries, that's on you."

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Yeah, shit man he wrapped him up around the legs. That's called tackling, maybe don't put your glass cannon in that position? Or should he tackle himreally high, you know...ensuring a probable face mask or helmet to helmet or looking like he "drove him to the ground". Fuck not hitting QB's. I'd kinda take that penalty so early at that yardage in a real game, if it spooks Bradford and fucks with their game plan it was worth it.

Yay:

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Cincinnati Bengals

Just rename them the Kentucky Kats. Relevant to the hodj:

The Florence Mall has a water tower that says FLORENCE Y'ALL because Cincy is spiritually part of the Deep South and is therefore the worst.

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Meh it felt somewhat uninspired. I also don't understand the Florence Mall thing because Florence is in Kentucky and Cincinnati is not in Kentucky. Though I say that but my cousin (who lives north of cincinnati) got a recent facebook un-friend because he shared some picture with a Confederate flag talking about how "We in the South" or some shit. Dude has lived in a suburb of Cincinnati his whole life. So I guess we still have our fair share of idiots. I'm also pretty sure that STL is now the principal exporter of race riots.