The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

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Slaythe_sl said:
I would assume FG kicks go longer too.
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As was said different balls for kickers, and it's kind of a different animal. In general, I bet they'd like more inflation so it bounces off the foot better, but their biggest problem is how slick the balls are.
 
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Azeth should worry. I have bigger hands than Garoppolo and I have trouble handling fully inflated footballs. Could be a problem for the first 4! Though I have super meaty palms, maybe he's a tentacle finger kind of guy.
 
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Araxen

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Boston fans are dumber than I thought possible. Taking up a fund to pay a 1 million dollar fine for a billion dollar business? I'm sure Kraft wipes his ass with 100 dollar bills.
 
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Araxen_sl said:
Boston fans are dumber than I thought possible. Taking up a fund to pay a 1 million dollar fine for a billion dollar business? I'm sure Kraft wipes his ass with 100 dollar bills.
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He dips them in fragrant oils and then has his servant wipe his 20-something year old girlfriend's butthole clean with them. Like a billionaire j49.
 
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Honorable mention to Brandon Lloyd for the one handed catch thing. No where near as good a receiver as Chris Carter or probably Odell Beckham, but he does have pictures like this in 6 different uniforms.

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Dolphins probably cheated when they had that perfect season in the 70s. Obviously playing well means you're cheating, because it is impossible to do well without hax0rz.
 
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Dolphins didn't need to cheat, if they wanted to do something Shula would just change the rules so they could do it.
 
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Sutekh_sl said:
You are some dumb mother fuckers if you think for half a second that players don't fumble because OH LAWDY COACH GUN PUNISH ME IF I DROP DA BALL.
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Maybe, but you're just a dumb mother fucker flat out.

Inb4 the Pats get 10 wins this season (or more) while the Dolphins go 6-10 (or worse).
 
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If I did do a ban bet it would probably be either solely based on the Pats getting 10+ wins or the numbers would have to be altered if it was going to invole both teams records (might consider something on a 10-6 + 8-8). Partly going to depend on what happens with all these suspension shenanigans too.
 
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ZombieWizardhawk_sl said:
Maybe, but you're just a dumb mother fucker flat out.

Inb4 the Pats get 10 wins this season (or more) while the Dolphins go 6-10 (or worse).
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ZombieWizardhawk_sl said:
If I did do a ban bet it would probably be either solely based on the Pats getting 10+ wins or the numbers would have to be altered if it was going to invole both teams records (might consider something on a 10-6 + 8-8). Partly going to depend on what happens with all these suspension shenanigans too.
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Lleauaric

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Had a shower thought....
Knowing Bill Belichick, I would love to see how inflated the footballs are on day 1 of preseason Patriots practice. Im guessing beach ball like quality.
 
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