THE Drunk Thread

I'm not yet. I give it about 2 hours.

I don't drink much, can it be the Drunk and/or High Thread?

So what time does the meeting start? I'm getting a little dry, and could use the support of my fellow alcoholics. Remember, we all have a relapse in us, but not all of us have another recovery. Stay strong until then.

Gravy_sl said:

I don't drink much, can it be the Drunk and/or High Thread?

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I don't drink or get high. Can it be the "Drunk or High or Straight-Edge Thread"?

I am thread. Can I get drunk or high?

Hey guy, fuck yous

Thirty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Six-pack!
Spent the rest on beer so who's to blame
Six-pack!
They say I'm fucked up all the time
Six pack!
What they do is a waste of time
Six pack!

I know it'll be o.k.
I get a six pack in me, alright!

My girl friend asks me which one I like better
Six pack!
I hope the answer won't upset her
Six pack!
I was born with a bottle in my mouth
Six pack!
Now I got a six so I'll never run out
Six pack!

I know it'll be o.k.
I got a six pack in me alright!

Thirty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Six-pack!
Spent the rest on beer so who's to blame
Six-pack!
They say I'm fucked up all the time
Six pack!
What they do is a waste of time
Six pack!

Six pack!
Six pack!
Six pack!

Just got home. All the above. Fuck yeah.

ShakyJake_sl said:

I don't drink or get high. Can it be the "Drunk or High or Straight-Edge Thread"?

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Fuck off! God damn QOL complainers everywhere.

Last night I was in Dallas on the last night of a business trip. Went to a strip club. Kept telling my smoking hot waitress I was going to make her an "honest" woman. Was trying to figure out logistics of moving her and her kids to my home in PA. Ended up puking all over myself.

FML today.

Julian the Apostate_sl said:

Last night I was in Dallas on the last night of a business trip. Went to a strip club. Kept telling my smoking hot waitress I was going to make her an "honest" woman. Was trying to figure out logistics of moving her and her kids to my home in PA. Ended up puking all over myself.

FML today.

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I adore this post.

Also, gotta stay on topic. Drank a 20oz can of 10% beer last night. Woke up on the couch 6 hours later. DUDE'S NIGHT... IN!

mmmm, creamy... baileys....

Normaly iam a aggressive annoying person but when i drink i become overly friendly and loving. its embarrassing as hell the day after