THE Drunk Thread

must drink water...turned 40 this yhear

if you want to get really fucked up, be a juvenile diabetic, send your blood sugar up eating then satisfy your constant thirst.

80% of my posts, especially those in the mmorpg forum, occur while drunk. This has been true for over a decade with fohguild.org included. In other words:

Cheers.

Notable drunk checking in:

My wife just yelled at me at me for smelling like a brewery after picking me up from my friend's house for the second time this week.

My friend and I split 2 growlers, 2 bottles of wine, and a fifth over the course of 6 hours. So, I'm not even that drunk.

I've been doing a lot of gaming recording lately trying to get my new youtube channel going, and most of it has been DayZ. DayZ can be... frustrating, so I tend to drink quite a bit these days. I record in huge blocks, generally trying to catch everything. It is ridiculous how shitty the footage at the end gets. I'm not exactly one to drink a few beers and call it a night, so the last thirty minutes of recording is generally blackout-quality. The slurring and erratic mouse movements are just startling.

Big Phoenix_sl said:

but do you do reaction videos?

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I'm no Pewdiepie. The most you'd get out of me if something exciting happened would be a spilled drink and a healthy dose of profanity.

So...Linday Lohan and I are developing an app for iOS and Android. It's aimed at amorous inebriates, and built around the same idea as Tinder.

We've named it Bender.

On a date last night, my x girlfriend asked me what I thought the pros and cons were of being in a relationship with her. After thinking about it, I told her it's just not going to work out. Tonight, I've had a few drinks and it's fantastic.

Tried: Last of the Oaxacans
1 part mezcal
1 part chartreuse
1 part maraschino liqueur
1 part lime juice
garnish with small piece of serrano pepper

it was good. drunk.

Just got back from Oktoberfest and just wanted to say.... "ya'll Wakandans gay!"

To the 'shaw!

I'm on my way to a beer garden. I may be back.