Sean, you are out of the loop, bud. Really, try to be more original or at least bring something interesting to the conversation. DMK, I specifically mentioned your name and Utnayan's when I said you weren't the target market for the Loremaster videos for a reason. Both you and Utnayan were the most vehement about how much you hated them:
Utnayan:
I swear to the gaming gods anytime any of these people do one of these videosI want to throat punch whoever is speaking. It is THAT fucking bad. Who green lights this? Honestly!? Are they THAT out of touch with reality? What fucking planet are they from?Have they been on a permanent acid bender since 1965?Obviously this guy has. Does anyone look at these before they go out? Are they trolling the general public because they have nothing else to do because the majority of their studio knows this game will suck ass and are already polishing their resume? Do they even want their name attached?
DMK:
Honestly... How behind the times are these guys. I seriously cannot fathom how the PR for ESO approves theseterrible videos. I try to think of every rational process that could possibly green light thisabsolute garbage.
It's nothing personal - you guys stuck out to me as people clearly not in the target market. Like others have mentioned, there are a lot of people who think this lore stuff is pretty cool, and they especially like Schick's smooth ass voice.
I know, a lot of people here don't like them.It's not just you two. I've admitted that I'm not terribly fond of them. We aren't who they are aiming for. Check out some ES fansites and see the reaction, though, as it's quite different. Even the FB comments about Schick are pretty positive; ES nerds like this stuff.
I've already addressed your other points: I don't senselessly bump this thread. Never have, and certainly haven't any time in recent history. I don't even really try to spin positively here ("shill" to people like Sean, even though I've never been paid a dime or asked to do it), anymore. My positive spin posts are all done officially on a fan site. Sometimes I take issue with people here who are spouting pure bullshit, but that's just because I like a good discussion. What fun would it be if anyone who had something positive to say left? Here's a sample:
Utnayan: Jesus H. Christ, this game is fucking garbage. What a total trainwreck. I hate Matt Firor. All the employees at Zenimax hate the managers and they're all just hanging on so they can have a completed project on their resume!
DMK: Yeah I know, right? Fucken shit! It's so garbage! Whey do they do this!?
Utnayan: It's because all the old dogs are in charge, and they never learn from their mistakes. It's a good old boy club! None of them are half as smart as I am. I could make this game so much better!
DMK: I know, right!? You should be in charge!!
Utnayan: Yeah...
DMK: Uh huh...
Utnayan ...
DMK: ...
<crickets>
I'm sorry you got asked to "cool down" but, bro, you are really rustled.