The Fast Food Thread

There is one next to our Trader Joe's but I always end up in the area before they open. I love a good buffalo chicken sandwich so may need to check it out.

Banana peppers instead of sport peppers
Clearly no celery salt
No poppy seed bun

4/10 would not bang

Regime said:

Would you bang this

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Yes I would. That thing is literally perfection.

I'm not really a hot dog purist, I don't mind ketchup on a hot dog at all. In fact if I got the above at Portillo's I would 100% add ketchup when I got home.

The only time I don't put ketchup on a hot dog is when I have the hot dogs at Gene and Jude's because they literally don't have any there. There is a McDonald's next store that has signs all over the place that say "No Gene and Jude's customers" because people will walk over there to get ketchup.

They server the depression dog which is just relish, onions, and mustard with a pile of fries on top.

Tomato on that thing is fucking gross, it's pre-ketchup and worse.

Hekotat said:

Tomato on that thing is fucking gross, it's pre-ketchup and worse.

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Yeah. A lot of times I just throw the tomatoes out.

I've made hot dogs. I don't eat them when I can avoid it. Sorry bros.

Furry said:

Hot dog stand at the hardware store is fucking legit, fight me.

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I don't doubt you.

They're still hot dogs.

I'm a descendant of Chicagoans and my brother actually lives there now. That said, Chicago hot dogs are not the greatest fucking thing to do with a hot dog. If you're going to pile some shit on top of it it should be chili, onions, and some cheese.

Not that they're bad, but it's like a worse argument of "NEW YORK PIZZA IS ONLY AND BEST PIZZA" but with a much, much weaker case. But the NY pizza shit is stupid too.

And honestly a nice all beef hotdog with mustard, onions, AND KETCHUP is pretty fuckin' nice. Is it the best? Who knows. But the ketchup and mustard in tandem is good.

If I want to make you guys upset though when I was a kid I'd melt a kraft single on it in the microwave then slather a little ketchup on it. On a bun, of course, I'm not some keto weirdo.

BrutulTM said:

I love that chicagoans are so condescending about people putting ketchup on their hot dogs but they think you need a whole god damn salad on top of the thing to be eating it correctly.

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I prefer the Maxwell Street Polish over a Chicago Style dog.

Xevy said:

If I want to make you guys upset though when I was a kid I'd melt a kraft single on it in the microwave then slather a little ketchup on it. On a bun, of course, I'm not some keto weirdo.

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This is not weird at all.

My lazy lunch is hot dog wrapped in kraft single in the bun, wrapped in a paper towel, microwave for 30 seconds.

Regime said:

Would you bang this

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I can’t imagine going to portillos and not getting Italian beef.

Ishad said:

I can’t imagine going to portillos and not getting Italian beef.

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Why not both