The Fast Food Thread

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After finding a lot of the rural eateries garbage. We've found our 2nd and probably top choice diner.

All homestyle cooking but buffet all you can eat. Trick is limited selection every night, so we went on sauerkraut n chicken fried steak day. It's all old actual glass platewear, shit my mom used to have. Creamed corn was phenomenal, like 10 different cakes and pies and cobbler to choose from. Not pictured on my first plate was mac n cheese that had whole hunks of meat mixed in. I think every side but the corn and taters had some kind of bacon or meat w/ it.

About $16, sure seems worth it to smaller entree's for same price at most places. We gyped ourselves with water not realizing the coffee/soda/etc was included.
 
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Weird, I had to restart steam to see anything.

But popcorn ordering has begun. Now I just have to prep for the Merry Shitsmas gifting on Steam

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I can't wait for Buffets to be socially acceptable again. I love paying $20 to eat alongside entire post-event groups in suits and dresses, actual buddhist monks their robes, and 400lb trashcans wearing 1993 era Disney World shirts with holes in them. It's truly the greatest menagerie of human kind. And nothing beats the people watching when you have endless mozz sticks AND crab rangoons at your disposal.
 
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Xevy said:
I can't wait for Buffets to be socially acceptable again. I love paying $20 to eat alongside entire post-event groups in suits and dresses, actual buddhist monks their robes, and 400lb trashcans wearing 1993 era Disney World shirts with holes in them. It's truly the greatest menagerie of human kind. And nothing beats the people watching when you have endless mozz sticks AND crab rangoons at your disposal.
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We almost lost our Chinese buffet, and only local buffet, to Covid.
 
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You know what time of year it is! Traditionally served at 38F.

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Xevy said:
I can't wait for Buffets to be socially acceptable again. I love paying $20 to eat alongside entire post-event groups in suits and dresses, actual buddhist monks their robes, and 400lb trashcans wearing 1993 era Disney World shirts with holes in them. It's truly the greatest menagerie of human kind. And nothing beats the people watching when you have endless mozz sticks AND crab rangoons at your disposal.
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From age 16-18 I worked at an Indian Casino with a prime rib buffet. Seeing buffet people for those two years has made me never set foot in a buffet again and I'm 35 now.

Just one tale from my time there is a dude in an oxygen mask call me over to help him up. So he could get on his mobility scooter to go get 3 more prime ribs, smother it in hollandaise sauce then top it with 4 slices of pie. He then had me help him back into his seat. He had been in there for hours at this point.

McCheese in his prime has nothing on that guy alone and he was a dime a dozen of the buffet goers in that place.
 
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I fucking love buffets.

<slaps gut>

But seriously though, buffet quality has fallen through the fucking floor.

But TJT TJT got me thinking...the casinos still do good buffets.

My complaints with those though are the assholes that bogart the food you're looking to get, and then not even eating it, or the professional eater types that will eat prime rib and ONLY prime rib and then every time you go up, it's out.

Oh, and the assholes at the meat-cutting stations that everyone is waiting in line for, and then when you get up there they slice you some fucking skinny/fatty/gristly tidbit that's 1/4 of what they've been giving everyone else.



But I totally don't take that shit seriously, stay salty about it forever and then complain about it at-length on an online gaming forum.
 
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Place I like has snow crab legs, naturally, and you would see people just HEAP plates full of nothing but the legs. I love snow crab legs, they're one of my top 5 favorite foods, but I did the respectable thing and would grab like 2 claws and 4 legs each time I went up again. These motherfuckers had like 6 claws and 20 legs. That's like 30 minutes of work alone and then they're just going to dunk it in clarified butter so why even bother. Big irked me.
 
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Xevy said:
Place I like has snow crab legs, naturally, and you would see people just HEAP plates full of nothing but the legs. I love snow crab legs, they're one of my top 5 favorite foods, but I did the respectable thing and would grab like 2 claws and 4 legs each time I went up again. These motherfuckers had like 6 claws and 20 legs. That's like 30 minutes of work alone and then they're just going to dunk it in clarified butter so why even bother. Big irked me.
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Everytime I see this happen it's someone of a certain ethnic persuasion loading up the snow crab legs.
 
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Erronius said:
I fucking love buffets.

<slaps gut>

But seriously though, buffet quality has fallen through the fucking floor.

But TJT TJT got me thinking...the casinos still do good buffets.

My complaints with those though are the assholes that bogart the food you're looking to get, and then not even eating it, or the professional eater types that will eat prime rib and ONLY prime rib and then every time you go up, it's out.

Oh, and the assholes at the meat-cutting stations that everyone is waiting in line for, and then when you get up there they slice you some fucking skinny/fatty/gristly tidbit that's 1/4 of what they've been giving everyone else.



But I totally don't take that shit seriously, stay salty about it forever and then complain about it at-length on an online gaming forum.
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Mirage and Bellagio had top shelf buffets back when I was a regular in Vegas.
 
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From age 16-18 I worked at an Indian Casino with a prime rib buffet. Seeing buffet people for those two years has made me never set foot in a buffet again and I'm 35 now.

Just one tale from my time there is a dude in an oxygen mask call me over to help him up. So he could get on his mobility scooter to go get 3 more prime ribs, smother it in hollandaise sauce then top it with 4 slices of pie. He then had me help him back into his seat. He had been in there for hours at this point.

McCheese in his prime has nothing on that guy alone and he was a dime a dozen of the buffet goers in that place.
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I'll never forget asking waitress at Orlando lobster buffet what record was for most 🍤 consumed. I'd ate four and was full, she said 127
 
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Fogo de chou is the only buffet I'll go to any more. I won't eat for 2 days after that.
 
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