The Fast Food Thread

McCheese

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They don't make you sit down, but I'm not going to stand there like a sucker for 3 - 5 minutes while I wait for my shitty burger to be prepared.
 
Mist

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Wendy's is a very inconsistent chain. I've been in Wendy's that you'd think were run by Swiss clock makers and I've seen Wendy's that look like they let dogs shit diarrhea on the counter.
 
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Soygen_sl said:
Yeah, the Wendy's by my work is the fastest served fast food I've ever had. The drive-thru is fucking amazing at lunch time. It's literally 5 seconds to pay, pull up to next window and they hand you your bag before you've even fully stopped.
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Mine is the exact same way, and I always special-order my food. And often order for multiple people. The girl is usually holding the bag out the window by the time I get to it.
 
Chysamere

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My body is ready.

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It says Whopper juniors are 165 yen. ($1.40) Not that cheap for America, but good for here!
 
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IDK Cheesy you're my boy but we're gunna have to disagree on Wendy's chili. I don't find it greasy at all. It isn't the world's best chili but for fast food its decent.

World's best chili belongs to Steak & Shake.
 
Noodleface

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Chysamere_sl said:
Just for McCheese I may buy 20 and see how many I can eat in one sitting.
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No joke, I used to work at a Burger King at the local mall. On weekends I came in right after breakfast was served, so I think like 10:30AM. Immediately this beast came up on her mart-cart and order 12 Whoppers FOR HERSELF. She then asked if instead of a bag we could put them in a bucket - we couldn't.

I got a raise for making her 12 whoppers quickly, not really sure why but as a 16 year-old I felt like the man.
 
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Tenks

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Lol at 16 I worked at a soft serve ice cream place. I've always had fairly large hands so I could fit ~5 cones in my hand. My record for cones made was 8 (5 in one hand, 3 in the other.) But my real claim to fame there was my tolerance for the cold and how long I could keep my arm submerged in the bucket of ice+water for the bottles of water. It would come up swelled like 3x the size of normal and remain red for like an hour. I also took a giant packet of pretzel salt and poured it in my mouth and kept it in there for (I think) 5 minutes. It burned away so much of my tongue and mouth it was painful as fuck. I'd also chug some of the minor counter cleaner stuff and spray it in my mouth on the front line to fuck with the customers. Oh yeah then I got transferred to the bakery where they had a window where you could look in on the staff making shit. I'd constantly pretend to sneeze into my hands then go back to kneading the dough. That didn't last long until I was banned from being in the bakery.

Moral of the story I was willing to do anything to get laid. For reference none of these will get you laid.
 
Xevy

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In college for dinner I'd go to Wendy's drive-thru and order two spicy chicken sandwiches. Not only was it a guaranteed 5-15 minute wait in my car, but it also cost me like $11. Wendy's is good, but they're not good enough for me to go there often. I'd rather have 5 McDoubles and eat for a day instead of a meal.
 
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