The Fast Food Thread

McCheese

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Crunchy/burnt lasagna is awesome because I love to deconstruct it as I eat it. This is also why I generally will eat left-over lasagna cold if given the chance. Remove top layer of sauce/meat/noodle. Scrape layer of delicious ricotta cheese. Remove next layer of sauce/meat/noodle. Repeat until adequately stuffed.

Hitting up Fuddrucker's tonight. 99 cent kids meals on Monday, can't beat that!
 

Tenks

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If you order 1 99 cent kids meal do you get unlimited access to the melted cheese? Just get the kids burger and fries and eat like a pound of that cheese.
 

McCheese

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I don't order a kids meal. I get a 1-pound burger combo and load it the fuck up with that push-dispenser jalapeno cheese, lettuce, peppers, and other stuff off their fixins bar. I like the 99 cent kids meals because my girlfriend gets that so it saves me a ton of money since I'm a gentleman and I pay.

I'm pretty sure they wouldn't let me order more than 1 kids meal, anyway. That's just silly.
 

Soygen

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What if you have six kids "waiting in the car"? Go for it!
 

BrutulTM

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I have heard of people ordering 2 drinks just so the drive through person won't think they're going to eat all that shit themselves. For a while a guy I know who owns the local dairy queen was working the drive-thru quite a bit and I fucking hated it. I don't mind some random teenager judging me when I'm pigging out on some DQ but I don't want a guy I know seeing me doing that.
 

OU Ariakas

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As someone that was raised in OKC and moved to Texas, I have had the privilege of never knowing what life without Sonic is like.
 

Khane

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Had the shredded chicken crunchwrap slider last night. It was alright. Won't be getting it again.
 

Jysin

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I have heard of people ordering 2 drinks just so the drive through person won't think they're going to eat all that shit themselves. For a while a guy I know who owns the local dairy queen was working the drive-thru quite a bit and I fucking hated it. I don't mind some random teenager judging me when I'm pigging out on some DQ but I don't want a guy I know seeing me doing that.
I have been guilty of this in the past. Ordering 2 "meals" with drinks so I am not judged for binging on fast food. Haha!
 

Chysamere

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About to dig into a banana bread ice cream bar and some yuzu and ginger corn chips. Fingers crossed.
 

Xevy

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Had Boston Market last night. I've got say their sides game is pretty strong. Especially considering it's mostly vegetables (albeit with tons of butter/brownsugar/etc). I recommend it if you want to pretend you're eating healthy, but don't really want to.
 

Eidal

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I find it hard to believe that a grown man gives a shit what strangers think about the crap food he is eating. Let's be clear here: if you're eating at Dairy Queen you've already made a decision to throw nutrition out the window for that particular meal... and who gives a shit if your portion size goes with it, its entirely possible to enjoy a nice binge periodically. I routinely eat multiple donuts when I do my grocery shopping; I take great care to make eye contact with every child as I walk by and see the envy. Someday he'll grow up and can enjoy eating whatever the fuck he wants whenever he wants.

That being said, I've gathered from some of you that you're in terrible shape so I'm not surprised you feel overwhelmed by shame as you satiate your addiction.