The Fast Food Thread

Jilariz_sl

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It's really quite bad. Think about how much the upcoming generation sucks at everything and are good at nothing, and then have them make low quality buffet food. While high, drunk, and literally sweating aids. That would be better than Golden Corral.
 

Xevy

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It's only good if you're really disgusting and you want to eat your weight in mini corndogs or something very marginal. They do have cotton candy machines, though.
 

joz123

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All I know about Golden Corral is a news story I saw on tv like a few years ago about them keeping their racks of meat outside next to a garbage dumpster uncovered.

 

Harshaw

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The best buffet around here when I was growing up was Shakey's Pizza. I miss that place.
 

Knytestorme_sl

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Fuck, I may actually have to have Pizza Hut this weekend for the first time in about a decade

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Vegemite stuff-crust pizza
 

McCheese

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I think this is the first pizza hut creation I can't support. Vegemite is by far the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted, and I've eaten lots of weird and disgusting shit.
 

BrutulTM

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Yeah, I've always said I never met a pizza I didn't like, but this might be a bridge too far.
 

Mures

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To give you an example of the food quality at golden corral; my step-mother-in-law, who is the devil reincarnate, lives off of bologna, eats whole onions raw, and when visiting in town for thanksgiving at my parent's feast which has all kinds of delicious foods she stuck to only mashed potatoes and plain tortilla chips, she fucking loves golden corral.
 

Jysin

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Never had Vegemite, but have had Marmite which seems to get the same reactions. I wasn't a fan at first, but after dating a British woman she showed me the way. You just barely coat it on toast, with some butter. Put some nice cheddar on top and melt with the top element in the oven. Quick and tasty snack.

People trying it for the first time often make the mistake of coating it like you would butter or peanut butter or any other spreadable. This is NOT the way to do it. It is VERY much a case of less is more. Spread it so thin that it only slightly discolors the bread.

I'd never rank the stuff anywher near the same league as peanut butter or anything like that, but it's perfectly edible and enjoyable at times.
 

Noodleface

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So basically put the least amount of the vile shit on the bread that you can while still saying it's "on" there, and then covering it up with other delcious foods to mask it.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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If you go to Golden Corral make sure you are within running distance to a bathroom. You will shit your brains out no matter what you eat there.

Had it once and I'm pretty sure I lost 10lbs from the shits I got from it. Never again.
 

Agraza

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Brits put cheese (often cheddar) on everything. Also I eat whole onions. I want a tougher tomato so I can eat them whole without them falling apart. Little ones taste different.
 

Soygen

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Putting cheddar on everything is cool with me. Really sharp cheddar, though. Eating whole onions is a bit much.
 

Tenks

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The whole point of putting cheddar on food is so the food tastes of nothing but cheddar. Which is cool but don't say horrible as shit stuff under the cheddar is good food when you mask the entire flavor with strong cheese.