The Fast Food Thread

Funnilly enough my wife worked at a la-carte place and would let me order whatever the hell I wanted. She even made me ghost pepper wings and everyone got super pissed at the smell.

She would make me KFC bowls if I asked and they were awesome. I feel like I'd need 2 from KFC..

Noodleface said:

We had pizza Sunday and then I wanted pizza last night for dinner and my wife said we needed a break from pizza

Do I divorce?

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No. Tell her your the man and you make the decisions.

Raising Canes is the best chicken, other than chick-fil-a of course. They don't have one here though.

LiquidDeath said:

Proper way to order Little Caesars pizza is bacon with extra sauce and we'll done. Also, ask for their in store parmesan cheese. It is saltier than normal parmesan and just awesome.

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The proper way to "order" Little Caesars is not to order at all. Little Caesars is for Hot N' Ready pizzas when you need that pizza fix on-demand to eat in the car on the way home. If you're placing an actual order you're doing it wrong and wasting your time.

They have drive thrus for a reason.

Those fuckers advertised that stuffed crust deep dish ready to go and when I went they did not have any ready. The cashier tells me it'll just be a minute so I'm thinking ok, they must have some coming out. Fuckers had to make it from the start so I waited like 30 minutes, damn false advertising. Place was stupid busy though and I saw one person in the whole store, both taking and cooking the orders.

Koushirou said:

We're getting a place called Smashburger here in town. First I've heard of the place. Anyone know if it's good or have some recommendations on what to try when they open?

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You should try the burger. Lol jk. I like the one with goat cheese and cucumber. It's a big commitment though, the burger is really big. I personally prefer smaller burgers that you can finish the whole thing and have some fries too. I hate it when I only eat half a burger and it ends up looking all gross and mangled on my plate.

Is anyone catching onto the sweet potato fry craze? I am. I'm obsessed and theirs are realllllly good. I order extra crispy though.

If you have a lady trying to watch her figure, or with some weird eating disorder (kidding), the chicken sandwiches are really good too.

There's a Smashburger somewhat close to the office but I've never been. Figure it's no different than 5 Guys.

Sweet potato fries are a stupid craze and I hate places that only offer sweet potato fries. What's worse are yucca fries. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

Smashburger has tiny ass burgers. Trex has no clue what she's talking about. Insanely overhyped place. Stick with 5 Guys: burgers are better and you get more fries.

sweet potatoes are great if you like to gargle on feces and used tampon juice

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Noodleface said:

We had pizza Sunday and then I wanted pizza last night for dinner and my wife said we needed a break from pizza

Do I divorce?

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McCheese said:

Smashburger has tiny ass burgers. Trex has no clue what she's talking about. Insanely overhyped place. Stick with 5 Guys: burgers are better and you get more fries.

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EXCUSE ME? Rustled as fuck right now. Smash burger has enormous burgers. You are fat if their burgers aren't big enough for you. I'm from just outside of Denver-- I've been to the original before it was huge.

To prove I'm right, here's a pic I found on Google





If this is not big enough for you. RIP, you will die at 35.

^ tiny ass burgers?

You have bergers.

Mad.

Burger looks small next to the entire head of lettuce they put on it

trex said:

EXCUSE ME? Rustled as fuck right now. Smash burger has enormous burgers. You are fat if their burgers aren't big enough for you. I'm from just outside of Denver-- I've been to the original before it was huge.

To prove I'm right, here's a pic I found on Google

If this is not big enough for you. RIP, you will die at 35.

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Sorry not sorry you're totes #wrong. Smashburger is huge if you're a 10-year-old girl, maybe.

Look at this shit, it's practically a slider. I think their standard burger is only 1/2 pound? A proper burger is 2/3 AT LEAST, or even a pound if you're a grown ass adult. Maybe you can order that at Smashburger, I dunno. I went there, ordered their standard big smash or whatever, and left hungry as fuck.