The Fast Food Thread
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Noodleface
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I always eat in secret, my wife is very weird.
She thinks eating fast food will instantly kill me so I'm banned from it.
UNLESS I go to sonic and get her ice cream, then I can eat anything i want.
Women logic...
She thinks eating fast food will instantly kill me so I'm banned from it.
UNLESS I go to sonic and get her ice cream, then I can eat anything i want.
Women logic...
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trex
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Sounds like your wife is trying to get you to lose weight.
Eating in secret is really unhealthy.
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Noodleface
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Noodleface
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Soygen
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BrutulTM
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For a while a guy I knew was working the drive-thru at Dairy Queen and I fucking hated it. I don't mind being judged by some random teenager but having someone who knows you seeing your secret junk food car feasts kind of ruins it. I just tell myself that they see people pigging out on fast food all day and probably don't think that much about it.
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McCheese
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You just order a bunch of extra drinks and pretend like you're bringing the food to other people. Secret binge eating 101. If you really want to sell it you can roll up on your cell phone and pretend like you're taking someone's order over the phone.
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TrollfaceDeux
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nobody gives a shit. They hate their job so much that they only think about how soon they can get the fuck out. a
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pharmakos
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I worked the Taco Bell drive thru for a year. Gave zero fucks about how much anyone was eating.
At the end of the night us employees used to have competitions over who could wrap the heaviest burrito. I had the record at the time, 21.someodd ounces.
At the end of the night us employees used to have competitions over who could wrap the heaviest burrito. I had the record at the time, 21.someodd ounces.
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McCheese
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God, speaking of wrapping heavy burritos. I ordered a burrito at Chipotle today and the retard behind the counter ripped it TWICE while trying to wrap it, meanwhile all the innards were oozing out everywhere. Ridiculous. That's what I get for going to the one that isn't mostly staffed by Hispanics.
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TrollfaceDeux
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hispanics are pretty good workers in food restaurants. holy shit can they work.
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Noodleface
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I used to go to Wendy's every night for a long time. They knew my order by heart. They were my friends and they watched my shame
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I love when they rip the burrito and then slyly glance up to see if you've noticed. Yeah, motherfucker, I saw. Now try again.
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Lost Virtue
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Or when they ask if you want it rewrapped. Of course I want it rewrapped you damn idiots, I'm not going to eat a burrito when it falls apart the instant I pick it up. I'm not going to eat it with a fork either, I would've oredered a taco salad if I wanted to do that.
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