The Fast Food Thread

Noodleface

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Looks like you should have looked it up on Yelp before you went in.

The shops are called Bayside.
I was on my honeymoon (before the cruise) and had this "I'm not going to use my phone all vacation!" attitude. Did not work well. Such a tourist trap that place was.
 

Joeboo

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Looks like you should have looked it up on Yelp before you went in.
FYI, never, ever use Yelp for subjective restauraunt(or really any business) reviews. They've been sued so many times for shady business practices it isn't even funny. It's basically been proven that Yelp employees will post poor reviews for a business, and then Yelp will contact them and want to be paid to remove those bad reviews.

Use Urbanspoon.com for restaurant reviews.
 

McCheese

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McCheese, you are in the DC area right? You know there are literally hundreds of restaurants in MD, DC and VA that are infinetly better than the crap you claim is good (pizza hut, ruby teusdays, etc) that cost the same or slightly more than the processed shit you think is the same.
Yes, that's where I am. And yes, I know there are tons of restaurants in the area. You think they are infinitely better, but I prefer Pizza Hut, pizza rolls, Doritos and Chipotle.

*Edit* I used to work in DuPont circle and Arlington, so I'd wander around the city on my lunch break or in the evenings and try various, random places. I was never impressed by anything.
 

McCheese

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On a separate topic, I've been getting into cupcakes lately. I'm a big fan of Crumbs (Cupcakes - Crumbs Bake Shop - Signature Cupcakes). A couple weekends ago I got a 6 pack for dinner: Banana Crunch, Carrot, Red Velvet, Princess, Peanut Butter Cup, and Happy Birthday. They were all delicious, but the Banana Crunch was easily my favorite, with Peanut Butter Cup a close second. I'm not even all that fond of chocolate and peanut butter, either.

I'm hoping to try some of the Girl Scout ones soonish.
 

Joeboo

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Gourmet cupcakes generally piss me off. They usually have WAY too much icing, the icing is often as thick as the cupcake itself. Its like eating pure, raw sugar it's so sweet. It's just not good.
 

McCheese

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Gourmet cupcakes generally piss me off. They usually haveWAY too much icing, the icing is oftenas thick as the cupcake itself. Its like eating pure, raw sugar it's so sweet.It's just not good.
Lol, does not compute. That's why they're awesome.

I like that not only are gourmet cupcakes covered in frosting, but most are filled with it as well.
 

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On a separate topic, I've been getting into cupcakes lately. I'm a big fan of Crumbs (Cupcakes - Crumbs Bake Shop - Signature Cupcakes). A couple weekends ago I got a 6 pack for dinner: Banana Crunch, Carrot, Red Velvet, Princess, Peanut Butter Cup, and Happy Birthday. They were all delicious, but the Banana Crunch was easily my favorite, with Peanut Butter Cup a close second. I'm not even all that fond of chocolate and peanut butter, either.

I'm hoping to try some of the Girl Scout ones soonish.
Crumbs is awesome because they are actually a decent size and filling unlike every other cupcake place. BTW McCheese, never go to buzz for baked goods. They are atrocious
 

Joeboo

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Cake > icing. My wife disagrees with me, but that's why we work well together. I like the middle pieces of a cake that don't have much icing(maybe only on top, she likes all the edges that are iced on multiple sides. Way too sweet for my liking.
 

Noodleface

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Cake > icing. My wife disagrees with me, but that's why we work well together. I like the middle pieces of a cake that don't have much icing(maybe only on top, she likes all the edges that are iced on multiple sides. Way too sweet for my liking.
I cannot eat icing at all, so I scrape it off and give it to my wife. It works out well.
 

Kirun

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Cake and icing arebothterrible. Sweets in general aren't my thing. 500 calories for something that would barely feed an ant? No, thanks, I'll take a burger instead.
 

McCheese

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If you're thinking about calories when eating cake then you're doing it wrong. Eat the burger and have cake for dessert.
 

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Cake > icing. My wife disagrees with me, but that's why we work well together. I like the middle pieces of a cake that don't have much icing(maybe only on top, she likes all the edges that are iced on multiple sides. Way too sweet for my liking.
I'm with you, man. I'll take more cake every time.
 

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CONSUMER REPORT

Lately I've been enjoying the chicken strips at Burger King. They are mildly flavorless, but a step above McDonalds - unfortunately 17 steps below Wendy's old chicken strips, but I digress.

Today for lunch I pulled in, when I ordered the strips she asked if I wanted them buffalo.I love buffalo sauce.. I live for buffalo sauce.I thought. I imagined that when they made these tenders, they would just use a spicier breading (much like their spicy chicken sandwiches) and pass it off as buffalo. I could not have been more wrong.

When I opened the container, much to my dismay, I found the 5 chicken tenders absolutely drowning in buffalo sauce. I was wearing a white shirt and I'm thankful it didn't spill out of the container. Some genius, somewhere, decided that finger food would be much better if it was drenched in pure molten lava. I had to pick each of these up in my hands and get them all wet and sauced up with buffalo sauce. I wouldn't care if I went out for wings, that's par for the course, but this is supposed to be fast food - shit Wakandan, I ain't got no mothafuckin bib on.

The tenders were a soggy, disgusting mess, and my hands were disgusting afterwards. It was extra awesome because they gave me ONE napkin. To top it off, the sauce wasn't even good. Imagine they took a bunch of containers of dipping sauce and emptied it over the tenders and that was it - that's what I think they did.

Whoever made this invention hopefully will be fired or raped. Worst decision ever. 0/10 would not ingest again.
 

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I used to despise icing/frosting. Then for some reason things changed, and now I love it. Picking up a 6 pack for dinner, to any other, could mean beer. Not to McCheese. Hell ya.
 

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I can only do cream cheese frosting in high doses. Red Velvet Cake or Carrot Cake? Give me the biggest slice imaginable. Everything else? Something from the middle, please.
 

McCheese

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CONSUMER REPORT

Lately I've been enjoying the chicken strips at Burger King. They are mildly flavorless, but a step above McDonalds - unfortunately 17 steps below Wendy's old chicken strips, but I digress.

Today for lunch I pulled in, when I ordered the strips she asked if I wanted them buffalo.I love buffalo sauce.. I live for buffalo sauce.I thought. I imagined that when they made these tenders, they would just use a spicier breading (much like their spicy chicken sandwiches) and pass it off as buffalo. I could not have been more wrong.

When I opened the container, much to my dismay, I found the 5 chicken tenders absolutely drowning in buffalo sauce. I was wearing a white shirt and I'm thankful it didn't spill out of the container. Some genius, somewhere, decided that finger food would be much better if it was drenched in pure molten lava. I had to pick each of these up in my hands and get them all wet and sauced up with buffalo sauce. I wouldn't care if I went out for wings, that's par for the course, but this is supposed to be fast food - shit Wakandan, I ain't got no mothafuckin bib on.

The tenders were a soggy, disgusting mess, and my hands were disgusting afterwards. It was extra awesome because they gave me ONE napkin. To top it off, the sauce wasn't even good. Imagine they took a bunch of containers of dipping sauce and emptied it over the tenders and that was it - that's what I think they did.

Whoever made this invention hopefully will be fired or raped. Worst decision ever. 0/10 would not ingest again.
That sounds like a typical order of buffalo wings from Wild Buffalo Wings. Cardboard container of standard breaded/fried wings with your chosen sauce poured over it. It sounds good for a regular meal, but I certainly wouldn't want to deal with it while driving.

I always loved KFC's spicy chicken for this exact reason: the spice was in the breading. It's been a while since I've had it so I assume it's still the same. You might get a sauce on it if you order a sandwich or something, but generally they were decently spicy without being soggy with sauce. It's the same for everyone's favorite spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. I'd be happy to eat their breaded spicy chicken patty like a giant chicken finger.

*Edit* Speaking of chicken fingers, Cheesecake Factory has AWESOME chicken fingers. They come with delicious mashed potatoes, and the way to really kick the dish up a notch is to dip the chicken fingers IN the mashed potatoes.
 

Khane

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That sounds like a typical order of buffalo wings from Wild Buffalo Wings. Cardboard container of standard breaded/fried wings with your chosen sauce poured over it. It sounds good for a regular meal, but I certainly wouldn't want to deal with it while driving.

I always loved KFC's spicy chicken for this exact reason: the spice was in the breading. It's been a while since I've had it so I assume it's still the same. You might get a sauce on it if you order a sandwich or something, but generally they were decently spicy without being soggy with sauce. It's the same for everyone's favorite spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. I'd be happy to eat their breaded spicy chicken patty like a giant chicken finger.

*Edit* Speaking of chicken fingers, Cheesecake Factory has AWESOME chicken fingers. They come with delicious mashed potatoes, and the way to really kick the dish up a notch is to dip the chicken fingers IN the mashed potatoes.
Have you ever had the cheesecake factory's boneless buffalo wings? They put the sauce inside the perfectly fried batter so you can eat them with your fingers but still get that saucy goodness. Delicious.