CONSUMER REPORT
Lately I've been enjoying the chicken strips at Burger King. They are mildly flavorless, but a step above McDonalds - unfortunately 17 steps below Wendy's old chicken strips, but I digress.
Today for lunch I pulled in, when I ordered the strips she asked if I wanted them buffalo.I love buffalo sauce.. I live for buffalo sauce.I thought. I imagined that when they made these tenders, they would just use a spicier breading (much like their spicy chicken sandwiches) and pass it off as buffalo. I could not have been more wrong.
When I opened the container, much to my dismay, I found the 5 chicken tenders absolutely drowning in buffalo sauce. I was wearing a white shirt and I'm thankful it didn't spill out of the container. Some genius, somewhere, decided that finger food would be much better if it was drenched in pure molten lava. I had to pick each of these up in my hands and get them all wet and sauced up with buffalo sauce. I wouldn't care if I went out for wings, that's par for the course, but this is supposed to be fast food - shit Wakandan, I ain't got no mothafuckin bib on.
The tenders were a soggy, disgusting mess, and my hands were disgusting afterwards. It was extra awesome because they gave me ONE napkin. To top it off, the sauce wasn't even good. Imagine they took a bunch of containers of dipping sauce and emptied it over the tenders and that was it - that's what I think they did.
Whoever made this invention hopefully will be fired or raped. Worst decision ever. 0/10 would not ingest again.