The Fast Food Thread

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My biggest complaint about all of this is that the McDonald's app is about the shittiest in existence in terms of using the free shit. At Wendy's I can, for example, use their special deal of "Buy one burger, get one free" and then use my points to buy that burger, and end up paying nothing. With McD's you can only use one of anything, so my free small fucking drink (seriously??) isn't even worth using unless I happen to be going by one and all I want is that motherfucking small drink. It is more cost effective to get a free fry with a large drink or something. So the majority of my food prizes are never going to get used. Double cheeseburger and snack wrap are the best I've had so far, but even those are dubious when compared to other app offers.
 
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The day they decided "you need to install our software on your device to buy a burger" and the population happily agreed, was no shit one of the key events that opened my eyes to the reality of Clown World.
 
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Aldarion said:
The day they decided "you need to install our software on your device to buy a burger" and the population happily agreed, was no shit one of the key events that opened my eyes to the reality of Clown World.
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Fuck you. The app means not having to play telephone with some jogger and praying they got your order right. I also don't have to hand over my CC and hope they aren't writing digits down to use later.

Hell is other people, old man. Anything that gets me a higher quality outcome for the same or less $$$ or effort is a win.
 
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moonarchia said:
Fuck you. The app means not having to play telephone with some jogger and praying they got your order right. I also don't have to hand over my CC and hope they aren't writing digits down to use later.

Hell is other people, old man. Anything that gets me a higher quality outcome for the same or less $$$ or effort is a win.
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You're going to a McDonalds staffed by joggers and you think its a win just cause you get to maintain a little distance while placing your order?

LMAO
 
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Aldarion said:
You're going to a McDonalds staffed by joggers and you think its a win just cause you get to maintain a little distance while placing your order?

LMAO
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You know, you're not always a complete douche, but you do need to realize that you live in a state that literally outlawed black people until 100 years ago.

I've got bad news for you, it's coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, I suppose you can keep using a rotary phone, see if that works.
 
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moonarchia

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Aldarion said:
You're going to a McDonalds staffed by joggers and you think its a win just cause you get to maintain a little distance while placing your order?

LMAO
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You take your wins where you can in life. I have 1 good one near me, which is mostly where I go, but I work graves and the joggeritaville one is the one open 24/7.
 
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You know, you're not always a complete douche, but you do need to realize that you live in a state that literally outlawed black people until 100 years ago.

I've got bad news for you, it's coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, I suppose you can keep using a rotary phone, see if that works.
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Yeah I remember how just after I moved here they passed that law where no one anywhere in the country is allowed to move anymore.
 
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I go to Jimmy John's a few times a year. Did they get downsized in the past few months?
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I've never ordered jimmy johns and basically had a single sandwich in my life, so I'll approach this from my typical internet skeptic. Could she just be lying?


Also I don't have the MCD app. The day I need an app to order my mcdonalds slop is the day they lose me as a customer. You know they want to move all purchases to in app so they can AI burn hogs with dynamic pricing.
 
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Yeah I remember how just after I moved here they passed that law where no one anywhere in the country is allowed to move anymore.
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Yeah, people just up and move all the time. Because they just leave their family and friends and take a risk on a new job and a new house all the time.

Just stop being a fucking douche and smug about the place you were lucky enough to be born into and had no agency about
 
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I go to Jimmy John's a few times a year. Did they get downsized in the past few months?
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It's a separate menu item. I think they called it the "skinny mini" or some shit

Obviously you don't order it if you want a sandwich.
 
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