The Fast Food Thread

Xevy

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I'm buying two of them for Friendsgiving this week actually. Maybe just one and I'll make something. I love introducing degen gamer food to the upper class business bros and their WASP wifeys.

Also had the Queso Chicken Burrito last night from Taco Bell and it was actually really close to a real burrito. It was $3 and I got two, and I'd say they were about 1/2 the size of a true burrito from a burrito place, but 1/3 of the cost so they weren't bad. Didn't taste very queso-ee, but the queso all settled to the bottom and when I got there it was a blast of it and it was actually pretty good.
 
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Harshaw

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I was at Taco Bell and some dude was raging they were sold out within 20 minutes of opening.
 
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Xevy

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What poor ass place do you live?
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Buncha grown men can't handle some extra sauce.

I ate a fucking Jimmy John's Italian Nightclub IN THE CAR, WHILE DRIVING, and got like 4 ozes of vinegar all over my floor/seatbelt like a real man and these fucking poofers can't handle some extra sauce on their goddamn McRibs. Send them to Europe.
 
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These been posted yet?

Good dill flavor, not crazy overpowering, 8/10 for me on the regular ones.

Haven't tried the spicy version.

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Doordash Confessional: Well, not doordash, cause fuck those guys, but hit McD's. 2x mcribs 1x horrible buffalo ranch mccrispy, and used a monopoly prize 4x nuggies.

This was the good McD's, and they still made the mccrispy dry as all fuck. Never getting one again. Chick-fil-a wannabe. This year's McRib had the correct amount of sauce. A little messy towards the end, but not gushing out from the first bite.
 
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moonarchia said:
Doordash Confessional: Well, not doordash, cause fuck those guys, but hit McD's. 2x mcribs 1x horrible buffalo ranch mccrispy, and used a monopoly prize 4x nuggies.

This was the good McD's, and they still made the mccrispy dry as all fuck. Never getting one again. Chick-fil-a wannabe. This year's McRib had the correct amount of sauce. A little messy towards the end, but not gushing out from the first bite.
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if you want good mcdees, you have to go in for lunch, can't have the evening potheads make your food
 
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moonarchia said:
Doordash Confessional: Well, not doordash, cause fuck those guys, but hit McD's. 2x mcribs 1x horrible buffalo ranch mccrispy, and used a monopoly prize 4x nuggies.

This was the good McD's, and they still made the mccrispy dry as all fuck. Never getting one again. Chick-fil-a wannabe. This year's McRib had the correct amount of sauce. A little messy towards the end, but not gushing out from the first bite.
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The McChicken is the best chicken sandwich at McD's, even if it is that glob of mayo that ties it all together.
 
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Harshaw said:
The McChicken is the best chicken sandwich at McD's, even if it is that glob of mayo that ties it all together.
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you have to order light mayo, b/c the mayo gun is calibrated for the mccrispy, the larger sandwich, and theyre just supposed to half squeeze for a mcchicken. the mcchicken uses a regular cheeseburger bun and the mccrispy uses the sesame bun which is like 50% larger

so of course the lazy guys will just do a full squeeze for everything, no one got time to do a half squeeze
 
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Lanx said:
you have to order light mayo, b/c the mayo gun is calibrated for the mccrispy, the larger sandwich, and theyre just supposed to half squeeze for a mcchicken. the mcchicken uses a regular cheeseburger bun and the mccrispy uses the sesame bun which is like 50% larger

so of course the lazy guys will just do a full squeeze for everything, no one got time to do a half squeeze
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I am constantly amazed by the breadth of your knowledge of obscure facts. Like, I might be able to tell you this kind of stuff for Taco Bell because I worked there in high school, but I feel fairly confident that you could whip out this knowledge for a dozen different fast food places. And that's not even considering all of the things you've become an expert on around the house, complete with a handy Amazon link to the best option.

You should work for Consumer Reports, or do videos like Review Brah, or something besides just blessing those of us at FoH.
 
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My local grocery store suddenly and randomly plopped down a pallet of these bad boys for $1.69/bag a few weeks ago. These are my favorite chip but I hardly see them anywhere. I've been buying a bag a day for at least two weeks now. They've never carried them before and I don't think they'll continue to carry them after this, so I'm trying to enjoy this golden era.

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