I worked at McDonalds in the 80s and those things are mega hot if you get one that was just fried. I'm sure they will tone it down post coffee burn lawsuit.
Seeing above, maybe not. Like lava for filing. I expect to see news someone ran their car off the road cause they got an apple pie and bit into it and while trying to get it off their tongue they ran off the road. Should be good entertainment, and yes it sticks to your tongue once you bite into it. Kinda napalmish.