The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

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Okay I was debating on how to handle this thread so I will start it out with some minor rules.

1.) You may post stuff that is NSFW but it cannot be porn. What does this mean? It means pictures of toys and techniques but not videos of full on porn. Moderator discretion will be used.

2.) All NSFW must be in spoiler tags so that people can scroll by and choose to see what you are talking about or not. They might not be into your kink and don't want to see it.

3.) This will be a serious thread, that doesn't mean you can't make fun of people or have to be post with kid gloves on. It means that if you are just trolling the thread it will just be a perm thread ban and everyone will move on.
 
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I know some of you know I like things wet. I like lactation and piss porn. I like it when I can get my wife to piss on me, not a ton, just while she is on top riding me. It requires her to squeeze her muscles a lot more and it's a nice warm lap afterwards.

Right now we are just throwing this blanket down https://www.amazon.com/Liberator-Fascinator-Throe-Moisture-Resistant-Blanket/dp/B00EOXYTI8?th=1

It works out pretty good because we aren't doing a ton of flow. I doubt a lot of other people are doing this but if so are we talking full on tarps or just using the shower?
 
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I had my first squirter experience recently. Thought it was kind of hot, but it was definitely pee. Not sure if this means I'm into watersports or not.
 
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I enjoy squirting as it's an involuntary thing usually. I don't want to stand there and just have someone piss on me. I don't think it falls under watersports.
 
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Soygen said:
I enjoy squirting as it's an involuntary thing usually. I don't want to stand there and just have someone piss on me. I don't think it falls under watersports.
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Yeah I think there is a line there. Like I don't want to sit there and have her walk up and piss all over me.

I do like her releasing whatever she has stored up during sex though, so kind of just squirting with the acknowledgement that it is piss.
 
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Dont go to tell r/sex that squirt is pee, will get you banned.
 
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My biggest kinks are the most tame shit around

I think my biggest thing is how much I love cumming on my wife. I mean I basically only watch cumpilation videos so there's more to it than the regular dude I suppose
 
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a_skeleton_03 said:
I know some of you know I like things wet. I like lactation and piss porn. I like it when I can get my wife to piss on me, not a ton, just while she is on top riding me. It requires her to squeeze her muscles a lot more and it's a nice warm lap afterwards.

Right now we are just throwing this blanket down https://www.amazon.com/Liberator-Fascinator-Throe-Moisture-Resistant-Blanket/dp/B00EOXYTI8?th=1

It works out pretty good because we aren't doing a ton of flow. I doubt a lot of other people are doing this but if so are we talking full on tarps or just using the shower?
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Lol and you think I'm weird? Rofl, ok there R Kelly.
 
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BoozeCube

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Big Phoenix said:
Dont go to tell r/sex that squirt is pee, will get you banned.
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Yeah people get irrationally upset when you tell them squirting is pee. Also in porn often the performer will use a few different tricks to ensure they push out water. I am not super kinky myself but I have seen/been around quite of bit of shit working in the adult industry for a while. Basically if you can think of it someone enjoys it. If anyone has any questions about weird shit I am happy to answer to the best of my ability.
 
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Alex said:
I had my first squirter experience recently. Thought it was kind of hot, but it was definitely pee. Not sure if this means I'm into watersports or not.
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Interesting! I always have assumed squirting is a given based on the stimulation. I take it as a sign that the sex is good and she is open to the idea of better sex (many women are sex-shamed, so any type of squirting to me is a sign of relaxation and enjoyment or at the very least, not overly sex-shamed.

I had this one girl many years ago who I could just TELL was a squirter. You can tell sometimes. So we are together for a few months, and the sex was pretty standard "try as hard as you can to not get attached to the guy" type of sex. Very anxious, very very loud, eyes slammed shut at all times, no eye contact, then would orgasm but with a certain emotional resistance and reluctance to it. I found it to be a huge turnoff and rather dishonest and annoying, while sympathetically understanding that this was her only way to even get someone to even think about texting her back. Someone incapable of sex for pleasure or sex without extreme commitment, she just didn't know it yet-- and being in her 30's (I was in my 20's) I wasn't going to be her mentor on Youthful Living 101. WOAH CAUGHT IN A VENT THERE! TURN THIS SHIP AROUND, CAPTAIN!

So after 3 months of dating one night, I guess she decided to have honest sex-- sans the baggage. She shyly says "sometimes it comes shooting out when it gets like this". I reply deadpan "The towels were never for me". #gottem

and yes anything over 1cc in volume is from the bladder. But there is another type of squirting aside from the Great Flood. If the science is legit (never been 100% proven) it would be a small undetectable amount of genuine squirt.
 
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Not a kink of mine but this girl I once was seeing wanted me to actually beat her, not slap around or smack her ass with a belt or anything she wanted me to straight up just hammerfist her face and punch her in the stomach and I think that was the only thing that was way too much for me, I had to explain like.. my fist is the size of your face lady there's no fucking way this is happening. She never touched my dong again.
 
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Noodleface said:
My biggest kinks are the most tame shit around

I think my biggest thing is how much I love cumming on my wife. I mean I basically only watch cumpilation videos so there's more to it than the regular dude I suppose
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Nothing better than a bodyshot video amirite?

Though recently I've also enjoyed my share of "hotwife" porn. Thank reddit for that.
 
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