The "Shit I just bought" thread

TJT

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Well gents. My parachute has arrived. Maiden Voyage Jump on Saturday Morning from 13.5k feet here in Austin, Texas.

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Eomer

Eomer

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Good luck? Break a leg? Don't end up flat?

Sorry, not sure what the proper nomenclature is here.
 
BrutulTM

BrutulTM

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If you don't post here by 6PM on Saturday we will assume that you are dead and close your account.
 
fris

fris

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tj, i did a refresher course and 2 jumps a few weeks ago. if weather's nice friday, i might head out there around 1pm
 
TJT

TJT

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fris_sl said:
tj, i did a refresher course and 2 jumps a few weeks ago. if weather's nice friday, i might head out there around 1pm
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Righteous! I PM'd you my phone. I'll be there most of the day. And let me tell you all. Packing a brand new parachute is the worst kind of frustration. God damn are these slippery bitches. I'm going to have to change my technique of trash packing to have a little more finesse...

I also lost my stupid packing tool, and I need a free fly bungee. The struggle is real.


And I amuse myself.
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TJT

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
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I laughed! Can't help how the harness fits. hahaha!

Additionally, there's this shirt/quote that flies around the community.

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Noodleface

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Blue skies to myself as well. I'll be logging in to BF4 this weekend and plan to jump off the skyscraper. Hope I make it.
 
Brahma

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Ok...WHY the fuck would you want to jump out of a damn plane! Unless there are snakes on that mother fucker, don't do it!
 
TJT

TJT

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Brahma_sl said:
Ok...WHY the fuck would you want to jump out of a damn plane! Unless there are snakes on that mother fucker, don't do it!
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Because it is actually quite a lot of fun!

Apparently fris might be joining me. I'll have a video for your pleasure by Sat night in the Extreme Sports/skydiving thread I started some months ago.
 
Izo

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Did tandem jump once, 2 min free fall. I'm with the black man - stay in the plane.
 
TJT

TJT

Mr. Poopybutthole
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The vast majority of my jumps were in Zephyrhills. I only moved out to Austin last year. I am nearing 600 jumps.
 
Hekotat

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Your jump count is higher than your post count. I recommend the mods give him an insulting title for having a life.
 
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