The Witcher

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Vycron

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Man. This is gonna suck, isn't it?
 
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khorum

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Aaaaand it's toast.

Just stop hiring feminists, FFS.
 
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zzeris

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Is it because English, social science degrees are the only ones women are good at? Seriously, outside of nursing, WTF have women brought to the workforce? Especially now that the eye-candy side has been crushed? If you get too many together on any project, it starts to falter under stupid secondary bullshit.

It would be nice to have a show about the source material. If you aren't smart enough for STEM, can you at least follow the books? Hmmm?
 
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khorum

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Is it because English, social science degrees are the only ones women are good at? Seriously, outside of nursing, WTF have women brought to the workforce? Especially now that the eye-candy side has been crushed? If you get too many together on any project, it starts to falters under stupid secondary bullshit.

It would be nice to have a show about the source material. If you aren't smart enough for STEM, can you at least follow the books? Hmmm?

All that is true. But what are the fucking chances this show is gonna be as sexy and violent as the source material with that writer's room? I don't think those SJW's could SIT THROUGH any of the witcher games without being triggered into a coma, much less adapting it faithfully into a show.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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At this point it wouldn't surprise me if they wrote the show in such a way that Geralt becomes a fucking tranny as a result of the Witcher mutations fucking him up as a kid.
 
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Kovaks

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Fire all of them and let cdpr write all the scripts.
 
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Chanur

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I'm going to be pissed if they ruin this show both because I like the Witcher and because Mads is a great casting choice.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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I'm going to be pissed if they ruin this show both because I like the Witcher and because Mads is a great casting choice.

The best part of casting Mads as Geralt would be that he's one of those fantastic actors that doesn't do expressive emotions very well (very immobile facial expression), which is a great fit for Geralt's muted emotions
 
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khorum

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Disappointing? LOL wait till they announce that Geralt is now Geraltine. And how all the actual witching is done by his gang of sensibly-dressed, flat-chested Mary Sues. Geraltine just walks around contemplating the futility of violence and male-dominated culture.

Also, Ciri will be played by latinx actress who may or may not be cisfem.
 
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Regime

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After reading all this garbage I wish I could just go back to 1990 and pretend I was Calvin in the time machine box with Hobbes.
 
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Harkon

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Make it the 80's, I am going to go watch Revenge of the Jedi.
 
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DickTrickle

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At least they won't have to worry about him showing too much emotion as Geralt.
 
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