TMNT Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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TMNT for the Nintendo was not a coop video game, he's referring to the classic arcade beat 'em ups.
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i was referring to the nintendo game too, never played the arcade version. my arcade days ended in the mid 80s. i was a Defender and Donkey Kong man.
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i thought she compared Bay to hitler and Spielberg got all pissy about it and told Bay to fire her. i guess Bay realized that her hotness transcends Godwin's Law, so he hired Megan back.
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There actually was a coop turtles game for NES. I know this because I remember blowing in the cartridge and certain levels freezing and fucking you over. It was called "The Arcade Game". It was fucking awesome.
This trailer looks like shit. Enough of the CGI crap. The turtles in the original movie still look fucking badass even today. Why rewrite something that was already awesome.
THANKS FOR RAPING MY CHILDHOOD MICHAEL BAY. AGAIN.
This trailer looks like shit. Enough of the CGI crap. The turtles in the original movie still look fucking badass even today. Why rewrite something that was already awesome.
THANKS FOR RAPING MY CHILDHOOD MICHAEL BAY. AGAIN.
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this. but maybe megan fox is his favourite concubine.
I played TMNT2 on nes or snes and it was fuckin A! But the last level was so difficult ffs
Guys in turtle suits >>>>>>>> cgi ghetto turtles
And what about those lense flares?! Lol
I didn't even process the fact that Shredder is Caucasian until now.
Does anyone think the "creations" he's referring to in the trailer are the members of The Foot? The trailer is fairly ambiguous, and it looks like the turtles are fighting members of a military unit who are ostensibly commanded by Shredder.
Does anyone think the "creations" he's referring to in the trailer are the members of The Foot? The trailer is fairly ambiguous, and it looks like the turtles are fighting members of a military unit who are ostensibly commanded by Shredder.
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I'm glad the turtles are CGI. In the old movies they looked good, but they were just lumbering oafs because they could barely move. CGI lets them do actual ninja shit. I won't see this in the theaters but I will be renting it as soon as it's available!
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I wish the guy who directed the dark knight series had done this instead of Michael bay. Shredder is supposed to be Asian and it should be about ninjas not guys with guns and big explosions. April shouldn't be a fashion model. She shouldn't necessarily be ugly but Megan Fox is the last person i associate with competence.
A nitty gritty dark knight version of tmnt would have been awesome.I always hated how over the years shredder gained more and more metal him.as if that's why he was dangerous.
A nitty gritty dark knight version of tmnt would have been awesome.I always hated how over the years shredder gained more and more metal him.as if that's why he was dangerous.
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What the fuck business does a Teenage MutantNINJATurtle have being thrown at a humvee in the first place? It isn't even the right TYPE OF ACTION they should be fighting and using some qasi Martial arts not being thrown around into metal and explosions and blah blah blah, its NOT EVEN THE RIGHT TYPE OF ACTION. HE COULDN'T EVEN GET THE ACTION RIGHT. Now I know what the Transformers guys were talking about man; fuck.
It's like they have the old comics for source - which has no legitimate fan base.
And tons of cartoons, but most specifically the late 80's-90's cartoon.
Fuck all that though, this is the way Michael Bay (I'm blaming him for this) wanted the Ninja Turtles when he was 11 or 12 - no humor - no silliness - no warmth - no nostalgia - not even gritty like the comics - but serious enough that in no way can anyone take it as being at all serious (and who would it's a kid's action movie), but fucking eh it's like he thinks his imagination is special like he's got brilliant ideas that no one ever thought of and he has to do his "improvements" to everything.
I mean look the cartoon is called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it was my favorite cartoon as a kid, but as an adult even as a huge fan as a child---I appreciate that this isn't an epic idea that needed to be rehashed or retold, nor deserved to be. The cartoon could have faded off and it would be acceptable...it's called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for fucks sake, why not make a new franchise like how about the Cowboy Robot Samurai Doctor Pescitarians. We don't have to reimagine TMNT or spend much of a thought on it. How do you even cash in on nostalgia when you've stripped it of any in the first place?
Ninja Turtles didn't have a save system. If you think the dam level was hard, you didn't play the game often enough. If you were playing to beat that game, you had the first 3 levels down to a science.