When they play old Bond reruns we're shocked how good they were compared to the trash they shit out now. Our expectations have been zero for years, so the only entertainment we get is seeing the new lows they still manage to reach.
I actually heard last night they're starting "auditions" for the new Bond....
And I'm thinking why are they doing this in a world where Henry Cavill exists and is right there in the UK?
Cavill as Bond
Sydney Sweeny as Tits Galore (grand daughter of Pussy Galore) who turned coat and works for the CIA
Alexandra Daddario as the yet to be named Russian Counteragent.