Now wait a minute. If they were to get Sydney Sweeney to be the new Bond, she and Moneypenny could spend an entire movie Goldfingering each other.Bond, Shaniqua Bond.

I actually heard last night they're starting "auditions" for the new Bond....Now wait a minute. If they were to get Sydney Sweeney to be the new Bond, she and Moneypenny could spend an entire movie Goldfingering each other.

Make that film... print money.
I actually heard last night they're starting "auditions" for the new Bond....
And I'm thinking why are they doing this in a world where Henry Cavill exists and is right there in the UK?
Cavill as Bond
Sydney Sweeny as Tits Galore (grand daughter of Pussy Galore) who turned coat and works for the CIA
Alexandra Daddario as the yet to be named Russian Counteragent.
Make that film... print money.
When they play old Bond reruns we're shocked how good they were compared to the trash they shit out now. Our expectations have been zero for years, so the only entertainment we get is seeing the new lows they still manage to reach.
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Kind of interesting to see the overall pussification of Bond over the decades:
Connery: straight to the point, sleek suave Bond, some puns and silliness but not too much.
Roger Moore: Campiest silliest Bond, every other line is some kind of pun. Still solid adventures.
Pierce Brosnan: Here Bond starts getting way more emotional about his missions, his women, etc. Much less silliness, but also less of a straight shooting spy, more bleeding heart. Now his boss is a woman.
Daniel Craig: Emotional slop Bond, trying to break even more with the old timey Bond. Way more about his history and childhood and all kinds of psychological BS not required for the adventure.
if they're going for a "really different" take on the character, why even bother paying $8.5B and just make the movies about your character and start a new franchise like Bourne, Mission Impossible, Nikita, the Transporter, Atomic Blonde, Kingsman, etc.
It's so pointless paying a boatload of money for a property only to go and do something completely different than the property.
PASCAL: I would say the end of the year is a good bet. We are being really, really methodical. Having worked with Barbara Broccoli at the studio, I mean, Daniel Craig is a hard act to follow. And it’s got to be something really different that is a stirring and exciting and different
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Different then Daniel Craig. Not a different character. We know they are going younger. DV is known for grounded, weighty action, and building tension. If they flat adapted the tone from the books it wouldn't surprise me at all. Thats very different.




