Vasectomy Inc
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Rabkorik
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I was feeling pretty good about it until I read this thread. I'll be sure to share my success story.
The Doctor performing the procedure is Dr. Dick so I have that going for me.
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Rabkorik
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Done. The worst part was the numbing and incision and those weren't that bad.
Cutlery
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Yeah, the procedure itself is a piece of cake. Well, other than the "okay, now you shouldn't feel anything other than a tug,"
"Uhh, you're wrong"
And repeat for the other side. I felt pretty good walking out of there.
It was just a day later when the shit hit the fan.
"Uhh, you're wrong"
And repeat for the other side. I felt pretty good walking out of there.
It was just a day later when the shit hit the fan.
Brahma
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Really is a piece of cake. Took an hour. Balls numb for a couple hours. The local wears off...take pain meds. Balls swell a bit. Get ice. It is NOT painless though. Very uncomfortable at the least, to a few sharp pains on med wear off.
Jerk off in a cup after a month I think it was? Make sure no fellas swimming. Good to go? Proceed to nut in every piece of ass you can find!
Hatorade
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I didn't get any pain killers, was told to just ice it ASAP. No swelling=no pain.
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AladainAF
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Cutlery
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That's how you get extra kids. I went back. And get I check again every year or so too. The home test is lab accurate.
Rabkorik
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Yeah I plan on getting tested early and often. I have another checkup in two weeks to see how everything is going and then the fertility test in 3 months.
Yesterday sucked a lot after I got home due to the painkillers I was taking. They were basically Norco but made me sick and sleepy all day. I switched to ibuprofen around 8 PM and felt a ton better.
This morning I switched out the bandaids covering the incisions and only have a dull pain so am going to forgo the painkillers for now. The pack of peas is still my buddy though.
calhoonjugganaut
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My wife wants me to get one after our next kid. Even offering me a snip gift of some sort like it's some kind of trade for a push gift from pregnancy. I'm very much on the fence about it.
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I got mine about a year ago now too and no issues, aside from no pregnancies to report despite blasting inside my wife 5+ times a week.
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Dandai
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Got mine about 4 years ago now. The most annoying thing for me was that I had to provide sperm samples multiple times over the course of two months because they kept seeing swimmers in the samples.
This is probably unique to me (I've got a relatively rare connective tissue disorder that causes everything to be more elastic than it "should" be), but my incision took several weeks to fully close and heal. At about 3 weeks post-op the doc used a long Q tip covered in silver nitrate (iirc) to "burn" the incision. It sealed up and stayed sealed until it healed. I can't even find a scar now.
It's rare, but I do occasionally feel the internal scar tissue tugging this way or that when I stretch and move. It's not painful, just reminds me that it's there.
Edit: Forgot to mention that I also just iced and took ibuprofen immediately post op. I didn't need any pain meds at all after that dose of 800 mg of ibuprofen. They offered some sort of anxiety medication pre-op, but I'm stubborn and refused it.
This is probably unique to me (I've got a relatively rare connective tissue disorder that causes everything to be more elastic than it "should" be), but my incision took several weeks to fully close and heal. At about 3 weeks post-op the doc used a long Q tip covered in silver nitrate (iirc) to "burn" the incision. It sealed up and stayed sealed until it healed. I can't even find a scar now.
It's rare, but I do occasionally feel the internal scar tissue tugging this way or that when I stretch and move. It's not painful, just reminds me that it's there.
Edit: Forgot to mention that I also just iced and took ibuprofen immediately post op. I didn't need any pain meds at all after that dose of 800 mg of ibuprofen. They offered some sort of anxiety medication pre-op, but I'm stubborn and refused it.