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Looking for movies to watch with the wife tonight. Looking at various 'best 100' lists. My wife picked Leon: The Professional (she's never seen it) and said she'd be up for watching the Lord of the Rings movies. And of course only the extended versions exist.
 

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Looking for movies to watch with the wife tonight. Looking at various 'best 100' lists. My wife picked Leon: The Professional (she's never seen it) and said she'd be up for watching the Lord of the Rings movies. And of course only the extended versions exist.
Is this a trap?
 

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My company just sent the most ridiculous test phish email ever. It was from BANK. Not, Your Bank, or naming a specific bank. Just BANK. And the subject was MONEY TRANSFER. When you held over the link, the popup box said "do.not.click/instant.retraining...." and a bunch of other gibberish. I think it should have said do.not.click/instant.termination. Anyone dumb enough to fall for that needs to have their internet taken away.
 
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My company just sent the most ridiculous test phish email ever. It was from BANK. Not, Your Bank, or naming a specific bank. Just BANK. And the subject was MONEY TRANSFER. When you held over the link, the popup box said "do.not.click/instant.retraining...." and a bunch of other gibberish. I think it should have said do.not.click/instant.termination. Anyone dumb enough to fall for that needs to have their internet taken away.
And I guarantee you a large number of people still clicked that shit. I work for a damn cybersecurity company and we still get a 3% hit on the fucking “you won an Amazon gift card” phishing campaigns. It’s depressing.
 
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My company just sent the most ridiculous test phish email ever. It was from BANK. Not, Your Bank, or naming a specific bank. Just BANK. And the subject was MONEY TRANSFER. When you held over the link, the popup box said "do.not.click/instant.retraining...." and a bunch of other gibberish. I think it should have said do.not.click/instant.termination. Anyone dumb enough to fall for that needs to have their internet taken away.
When my company went on a big "don't click bad links" campaign a while back, they added a security package to the email which runs all the links through a system to catch malicious links. No problem there, but it inserts a bunch of link gibberish into the display. Anyone who couldn't tell that a url was sketchy before absolutely can't now. Watching the security guys try to explain to the normies how to parse the gibberish for anything suspicious is just amazing.
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When my company went on a big "don't click bad links" campaign a while back, they added a security package to the email which runs all the links through a system to catch malicious links. No problem there, but it inserts a bunch of link gibberish into the display. Anyone who couldn't tell that a url was sketchy before absolutely can't now. Watching the security guys try to explain to the normies how to parse the gibberish for anything suspicious is just amazing.
Spock Encerio GIF
Ours too, I was reporting everything with a link that I didn't expect. Most of them came back clean and IT tried to chastize me.'theres no reason to report emails like that" I was like, look, the fucking link looks suspicious I can't help if it's because of your system. Suspicious is suspicious.
 
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And I guarantee you a large number of people still clicked that shit. I work for a damn cybersecurity company and we still get a 3% hit on the fucking “you won an Amazon gift card” phishing campaigns. It’s depressing.

That ratio checks out. DEI is alive and well.
 
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Control

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Ours too, I was reporting everything with a link that I didn't expect. Most of them came back clean and IT tried to chastize me.'theres no reason to report emails like that" I was like, look, the fucking link looks suspicious I can't help if it's because of your system. Suspicious is suspicious.
It really is a good excuse not to interact with emails! Also, I get double-bonus pickle-tickles when they get mad that no one clicks their link and then they start sending follow-up emails certifying that the previous emails were, in fact, legit. I'm not sure if anyone else sees the problem with that, but they've been doing it for years. That's fine though because I get a hearty chuckle ever time.
 
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It really is a good excuse not to interact with emails! Also, I get double-bonus pickle-tickles when they get mad that no one clicks their link and then they start sending follow-up emails certifying that the previous emails were, in fact, legit. I'm not sure if anyone else sees the problem with that, but they've been doing it for years. That's fine though because I get a hearty chuckle ever time.
Lol yeah. All of our company wide announcements have those big red letters at the top that it originated from an outside source. But it looks like it came from hr, so this must be a scam right? Nope. Just comes from the payroll software which for some reason can't be considered internal?
 
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Kajiimagi

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My wife this morning : After I make dinner we can continue watching Lord of the Rings tonight.

She's a keeper!
 
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My wife is a keeper too.

The baby was sleeping and I made this gesture to tell her I was going to go brush my teeth-
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She said "What? You're gonna go suck a dick before bed?"
 
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Almost gave a homeless guy money today at lunch. His sign said, "Spread some cheddar on this cracker." It made me laugh, so I considered it, but then I remembered that 99.44% of all homeless are druggies and/or alcoholics, so I kept my hard-earned money for myself.
 
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Almost gave a homeless guy money today at lunch. His sign said, "Spread some cheddar on this cracker." It made me laugh, so I considered it, but then I remembered that 99.44% of all homeless are druggies and/or alcoholics, so I kept my hard-earned money for myself.
For your own drugs and alcoholism?
 
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Hoss

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Almost gave a homeless guy money today at lunch. His sign said, "Spread some cheddar on this cracker." It made me laugh, so I considered it, but then I remembered that 99.44% of all homeless are druggies and/or alcoholics, so I kept my hard-earned money for myself.
Yeah well so are all comedians and actors. They get paid for making you laugh. Why shouldn't he?
 

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Yeah well so are all comedians and actors. They get paid for making you laugh. Why shouldn't he?
I choose to pay and go see those people and hope they are funny; they don't make me laugh and then ask for money. I would prefer not to see homeless people ever again, even if one did make me laugh once.
 

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I choose to pay and go see those people and hope they are funny; they don't make me laugh and then ask for money. I would prefer not to see homeless people ever again, even if one did make me laugh once.

Liberal logic: If you give them all your money then they are no longer poor homeless and you wont see them again!