What tickles your pickle

Kajiimagi

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The look on my wife's face when I explained what a 'rusty trombone' was.
 
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Siliconemelons

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May be crossing tickle pickle and rustle threads…

My son has figured out how to use this little screw driver set and can open all the battery compartments on his toys.

We are now out of batteries.
 
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Burren

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May be crossing tickle pickle and rustle threads…

My son has figured out how to use this little screw driver set and can open all the battery compartments on his toys.

We are now out of batteries.
It has begun….
 
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Borzak

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Sold my mill and lathe. Guys came really prepared. Brought a truck, lift, a couple of riggers and an electrician.

I wish all shit went that well and prepared. Was dreading it. Took less than 30 minutes.
 
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Hoss

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Went to a titty bar yesterday for the first time in at least a decade. Wife knew about it. When I got home she had 20 questions. On the drive home I was preparing to convince her she needed to smell my dick to make sure I didn't mess around. It wasn't a fully formed plan but I didn't need it. She said "I bet you're pretty worked up, huh?" "Yup i'm all horned up and you sure got a pretty mouth." "Get on the bed."
 
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Borzak

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Got paid today. Something I did 34 years ago. No contract. Just a once a year payout/bonus from a company I haven't worked for since 1994. Every year I knew it would be the last one, and yet no idea why. I don't ask, the company is now run by the owners son that I don't even know. Gift horse and a mouth so to speak.
 
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Borzak

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Seen it all now. Probably a common thing but new to me. Heavy industrial and power plant project coordinator job posting requiring knowledge of engineering and shop drawings.

Benefits include the normal and pet insurance. Umm lol.