What would you rather?

Throw it against the wall. How is this even a question. Fuck that baby.

Would you rather fuck Shelly or suck Goliath's dick?

I would rather fuck Shelly. I would use a chainsaw, not my dick.

Would you rather be Aamina, or dead?

I'd fuck Shelly.

Would you rather watch porn with your parents or featuring your parents?

I would watch a porn featuring my parents... Don't matter to me!

Would you rather have your skull kicked into a curb or a paper cut on your eyeball?

Sajko_sl said:

I would rather watch porn with my parents.

Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for an entire year or join in just once?

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I would watch, because seeing a blind drunk retard, donkey punch his angry hippo sister never gets old.

Question for males only:
Would you rather (make and upload a video of you being raped by Richard Simmons to the web once) or (let Kate Beckinsale fuck you with a 6 inch strap-on three times a week with no other touching for the rest of your life and it was kept secret.)

Question for males only:
Would you rather (make and upload a video of you being raped by Richard Simmons to the web once) or (let Kate Beckinsale fuck you with a 6 inch strap-on three times a week with no other touching for the rest of your life and it was kept secret.)


Rather make the video once with Richard, don't think I could take a strap on 3 times a week...for the rest of my life.

Question (males only): Would you rather have your testicles smashed one at a time with a hammer or go toe to toe with a Silverback gorilla for 10 minutes?

I could totally kill a Silverback Gorilla with my bare hands, in less than 10 mins.

Would you rather receive 200,000 bucks, or spend a weekend (48 hours) with your 'dream celebrity' at your beck and call?

I'd take the money. Celebrities are just people and you could use a fraction of that money to hire a slave for two days.

Would you rather have a get out of jail free card or the the option to pass any one law of your choice?

Flank_sl said:

I'd take the money. Celebrities are just people and you could use a fraction of that money to hire a slave for two days.

Would you rather have a get out of jail free card or the the option to pass any one law of your choice?

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We're about to pass a law called "It's ok to shoot into moving vehicles."

Would you rather have hands made out of cheese or toenails that grew two inches an hour?

To answer Dedface:

Would have to go with the toenails. The hands made of cheese would cause all sorts of problems; things would try to eat my hands; they would be very soft and vulnerable to damage; cheese graters would be a nightmare.

The toenail thing would mean I had to go barefoot all the time, and carry some pretty heavy duty clippers. I would probably move to some island in the south pacific and live in a small village by the shore. People would bring their children and livestock to be blessed by "the man whose feet were touched by the gods". I would take a wife and she and my 7 children would use my clippings to fashion all manner of good luck charms and souvenirs and take them to market on Sundays. Every evening I would sit on the sand and let my toenails grow towards the setting sun while giving words of encouragement to any who happen to stop and listen for a while. Life would be good.


Ok now for the question:

Would you rather....

Save the world, but be branded a traitor, made a pariah, and hated by all mankind until the day you die?
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Be actively involved in destroying the world and hailed as a hero and messiah for whatever short amount of time was left?

Pancreas_sl said:

Be actively involved in destroying the world and hailed as a hero and messiah for whatever short amount of time was left

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Everyone dies. Fucking many vagina's just before checking out would be a ballin way to go.

Would you rather have a modular time machine or Superman's powers.

Superman's powers with those I could be the god dam Batman.

Would you rather die fighting for what you care about most or watch what you care about most be taken away and live.

Grumpus_sl said:

Everyone dies. Fucking many vagina's just before checking out would be a ballin way to go.

Would you rather have a modular time machine or Superman's powers.

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Didn't superman set back time anyway?

To Bens^ die fighting

Would you rather eat a bag of dicks or suck Barack Obama's dick

a bag?if it's made of paper,for me it's fine

what would rather do:nail the ugliest chick you know or getting your dick sucked by a man?

Ben_sl said:

Question for males only:
Would you rather (make and upload a video of you being raped by Richard Simmons to the web once) or (let Kate Beckinsale fuck you with a 6 inch strap-on three times a week with no other touching for the rest of your life and it was kept secret.)

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Let Kate Beckinsale fuck you with a 6 inch strap-on three times a week with no other touching for the rest of your life and it was kept secret... until a video of it leaks. Don't judge me.

Would you rather be cooked alive in an oven at ~250 degrees fahrenheit or die Total Recall style on the side of a mountain on Mars?

Wizardhawk_sl said:

Let Kate Beckinsale fuck you with a 6 inch strap-on three times a week with no other touching for the rest of your life and it was kept secret... until a video of it leaks. Don't judge me.

Would you rather be cooked alive in an oven at ~250 degrees fahrenheit or die Total Recall style on the side of a mountain on Mars?

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total recall style.

Would you rather watch your wife get raped by 100 men or you suck the dick of 10 men?

ohkcrlho_sl said:

a bag?if it's made of paper,for me it's fine

what would rather do:nail the ugliest chick you know or getting your dick sucked by a man?

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I'd rather nail the ugliest chick I know.

Here's one: You piss off some ancient tribal leader and he swaps your girlfriend's body with your mother's. You have to fuck one to reverse it. Who do you bone? Your sweet mother who's trapped in your girlfriend's body? Or the body of your girlfriend that is, in fact, your mother who will remember it?