Whats rustling your jimmies?
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I'm not sure, but it seems that space heaters have to be properly mounted according to OSHA?
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Grumpus
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People that write shit like this should be found and shot, guarantee this fat cunt has 5+ kids that will all be useless wastes of space.
TrollfaceDeux
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education tells us that:
Skinny person is trapped in fat.
Being fat is not healthy.
Excess fat is never good.
Healthy dose of exercise will prolong your life and your health.
What the fuck is this aoisfjaofpsagnhosapghasoitf9yaht9fasftwasgvasg
chthonic-anemos
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There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
Isaac Asimov
Of course her grandmother probably didn't even say that.
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something that he can understand.
Bertrand Russell
I would have posted a quote about women but that would be sexist.
Soygen
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Yup, there are none of those laws in south Florida. It must be a northern/bible-thumper area thing.
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People that ask "how's it going?" as you walk past each other in hallway. You can't lead off with that, so the exchange goes:
Hey
Hey, how's it going?
Good, and you?
Good.
By the end of the third line, we're already past each other and now either have to slow down or talk louder like idiots. If you are really interested in how someone is doing, either read their inflection and tone in the initial response, or have an actual conversation with them not in the hallway.
Hey
Hey, how's it going?
Good, and you?
Good.
By the end of the third line, we're already past each other and now either have to slow down or talk louder like idiots. If you are really interested in how someone is doing, either read their inflection and tone in the initial response, or have an actual conversation with them not in the hallway.
Khane
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Bro's, serious jimmie rustling this morning. I ate hot wings for lunch yesterday and could feel my stomach gettin all rumbly bumbly when I got up. Went to the bathroom expecting an explosion and the McCheese special after effect but nothing... got a little bit out and then serious constipation. But my stomach keeps telling me "bro don't go to far away from the bathroom, we've got ourselves a situation". My bowels and my stomach aren't on speaking terms apparently.
Johnny53
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Void
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I feel your rustling! How could I have forgotten that one, since it happens every fucking day?
I've started just responding to "How's it going?" with "Good morning, Soandso." I know they don't actually care, so I just ignore it. It still rustles me every time though.
Hoss
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I usually respond with a grunt. Lately, I've been trying to work in a "THANKS FOR ASKING!" instead. Sometimes, if I have nothing else better to do, I ramble off a list of shit and make them stop and listen to it.
Well, my back hurts a little, I think I need a new mattress. I didn't sleep well last night, don't know what that's about. Went to the dentist yesterday for a cleaning. Haven't had sex in 3 days, i think that might be related to the sore back and not sleeping well. I need to get gas at lunch. I'm headed to the bathroom right now for my morning constitutional, and my arm hurts when I go like this. And you?
Well, my back hurts a little, I think I need a new mattress. I didn't sleep well last night, don't know what that's about. Went to the dentist yesterday for a cleaning. Haven't had sex in 3 days, i think that might be related to the sore back and not sleeping well. I need to get gas at lunch. I'm headed to the bathroom right now for my morning constitutional, and my arm hurts when I go like this. And you?
Helldiver
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Already said earlier but I'm reposting because it just happened to me:
Doctor's appointment at 2:30pm. I get there at 2:20, am asked to sit down the doc will be with me shortly.
-Sit in a waiting room full of women and their children.
-Kids running around and screaming.
-I'm the only dude in there.
-Finally see the doctor at 3:10pm, who has me sit in his office until 3:30 because he is busy with some other stuff.
Looks like this but with fancier chairs. Replace the Indians with Mexicans.
Doctor's appointment at 2:30pm. I get there at 2:20, am asked to sit down the doc will be with me shortly.
-Sit in a waiting room full of women and their children.
-Kids running around and screaming.
-I'm the only dude in there.
-Finally see the doctor at 3:10pm, who has me sit in his office until 3:30 because he is busy with some other stuff.
Looks like this but with fancier chairs. Replace the Indians with Mexicans.
Void
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You need a new doctor. Mine never has more than 5-6 people in the waiting room, with enough chairs that you can be well-separated at all times.
Something that rustles me that will garner me a lot of flak here on this forum:
Use of the term 'Merica, 'Mercuh, etc. I realize our country is turning into a pile of steaming shit, but it just gets used way too much, and it rustles me.
People are too fat? 'Cuz 'Merca! White/male/cisgender/rape privilege getting you down? 'Mercuh! Xbone trying to spy on you? 'Murica!
I can't really articulate exactly why it rustles me, but it does. Maybe because I hope things will get better again, or because I'd still rather live here than just about anywhere else in the world, or because it annoys me that our politicians (both sides) don't give a fuck about anything but the next election, or because it lumps us all into one big group and denigrates us all? Not sure. Still rustles me though.
Something that rustles me that will garner me a lot of flak here on this forum:
Use of the term 'Merica, 'Mercuh, etc. I realize our country is turning into a pile of steaming shit, but it just gets used way too much, and it rustles me.
People are too fat? 'Cuz 'Merca! White/male/cisgender/rape privilege getting you down? 'Mercuh! Xbone trying to spy on you? 'Murica!
I can't really articulate exactly why it rustles me, but it does. Maybe because I hope things will get better again, or because I'd still rather live here than just about anywhere else in the world, or because it annoys me that our politicians (both sides) don't give a fuck about anything but the next election, or because it lumps us all into one big group and denigrates us all? Not sure. Still rustles me though.
McCheese
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People who complain about the USA without ever having spent real time living overseas rustle my jimmies. I don't mind complaining, because we certainly have issues that need to be addressed. I'm talking about people who post/say shit about how America is a terrible country and how they can't stand living here, and how this or that is so much worse than everywhere else in the world. Really? You think that? Go spend a year or two living and working in another country and see if it changes your mind, asshole! As bad as America is, it's still far, far better to live here than in almost any other country in the world for a number of reasons. Even those places that might seem better in numerous ways, such as Western European countries, have other, different issues that will cause problems.
*Note, I'm not directing this at anyone in this thread. Vvoid's post reminded me of it. I see shit like this a lot on Facebook.
*Note, I'm not directing this at anyone in this thread. Vvoid's post reminded me of it. I see shit like this a lot on Facebook.
Khane
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Self loathing Americans rustle my jim jams something fierce. I feel you bro.