Whats rustling your jimmies?

Nester · Nov 16, 2014

hold it a minute. Milk on your ice cream?

Are you doing the dairy challange?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enY771qAmvk

Hoss · Nov 16, 2014

I'm going to start the no challenge challenge. What you do is, you don't accept any lame social media challenges for the rest of your life, oh and you can't post videos of yourself not doing challenges. #NoChallengeChallenge

Big Phoenix · Nov 16, 2014

Hoss_sl said:
I'm going to start the no challenge challenge. What you do is, you don't accept any lame social media challenges for the rest of your life, oh and you can't post videos of yourself not doing challenges. #NoChallengeChallenge

Dude the dairy challenge seems pretty legit

Jysin · Nov 17, 2014

Gavinmad_sl said:
Finding out the milk you just poured over your bowl of ice cream is sour.

And this was a sealed jug of milk with an expiration date 5 days from now.

Mega rustled.

Nester_sl said:
hold it a minute. Milk on your ice cream?

I'm with Nester on this one. WTF? Who pours milk on ice cream?

Kreugen · Nov 17, 2014

Relax, it was cinnemilk.

Gavinmad · Nov 17, 2014

I dunno, habit i picked up when i was young. Turns it into a bowl of milkshake or something.

Johnny53 · Nov 17, 2014

I pour Kaluha on my ice cream

Gavinmad · Nov 17, 2014

You probably also pour penicillin on it you degenerate creep.

khalid · Nov 17, 2014

A milk float? Gross. Might as well just let your ice cream melt.

Kreugen · Nov 17, 2014

This fucking twat has been complaining to our manager again about me being on "that black screen" which I described as my personal email. Note that she taps on her phone half the day, takes personal calls, yaks to people about bullshit, shops online, and takes every second of her vacation time and often during the busiest possible times and dumps all her work onto us. My manager isn't telling me to stop, she's telling me to stop letting twat see it. Because hell, my manager takes smoke breaks and is sick something like 25% of the time. I've missed one day in over a year. We're slow sometimes, or I'm just bored, mind your own fucking business and I'll get my work done. I've taken over like half her fucking job yet somehow she still has room to complain because I'm not slaving away at maximum attention every goddamn second? What the fuck is she doing all day now that I have so much of her work? Apparently, she uses her extra time to look over my shoulder.

I did learn that switching to our mobile version will make it less obvious. It'd certainly stand out less than, say, the amazon.com shopping the nosy twat is busy with.

Note: I was warned about this lady on day 1. She is hated by basically everyone. But, she can and will go over our manager's head and complain to the big boss because she has done so to numerous people, either to try to get them fired or to try to make herself look more valuable.

Big Phoenix · Nov 17, 2014

Id start looking for a new job and when you find one tell the retards who continue to let that woman work there that its you or her.

Kreugen · Nov 17, 2014

It's pure manipulation. End of the year bonus/raise time? Bitch about your coworkers.

Meanwhile, she tells me almost every day what I lifesaver I am, how I help out so much, blah blah she just wants a raise and more time to lecture her trashy daughter on the phone. Almost ALL of my work that I do now is stuff that she hates and doesn't want to do so she talked our manager into giving it to me.

Hell, I'm sure the reason my manager doesn't give a shit what I'm doing is because she knows I'm doing all the shit work and need the distraction.

Evernothing · Nov 17, 2014

Customer's who insist on ordering the wrong part over and over, even after you inform them what the correct part is.....and then claim you manufacture a shitty product.

No you fucking twat, you keep INSISTING on ordering the incorrect part. No wonder it keeps breaking.

Kirun · Nov 17, 2014

Kreugen_sl said:
This fucking twat has been complaining to our manager again about me being on "that black screen" which I described as my personal email. Note that she taps on her phone half the day, takes personal calls, yaks to people about bullshit, shops online, and takes every second of her vacation time and often during the busiest possible times and dumps all her work onto us. My manager isn't telling me to stop, she's telling me to stop letting twat see it. Because hell, my manager takes smoke breaks and is sick something like 25% of the time. I've missed one day in over a year. We're slow sometimes, or I'm just bored, mind your own fucking business and I'll get my work done. I've taken over like half her fucking job yet somehow she still has room to complain because I'm not slaving away at maximum attention every goddamn second? What the fuck is she doing all day now that I have so much of her work? Apparently, she uses her extra time to look over my shoulder.

I did learn that switching to our mobile version will make it less obvious. It'd certainly stand out less than, say, the amazon.com shopping the nosy twat is busy with.

Note: I was warned about this lady on day 1. She is hated by basically everyone. But, she can and will go over our manager's head and complain to the big boss because she has done so to numerous people, either to try to get them fired or to try to make herself look more valuable.

I've found that in the workplace, the people who complain the most about people "not working", are usually those who have the lowest work ethic in the company. It's literally like this ineverycompany I've worked for.

Jx3 · Nov 17, 2014

As soon as I come home and sit down suddenly everything is a fucking 5-alarm emergency that must be dealt with right now.

Jilariz_sl · Nov 17, 2014

Kreugen_sl said:
It's pure manipulation. End of the year bonus/raise time? Bitch about your coworkers.

Meanwhile, she tells me almost every day what I lifesaver I am, how I help out so much, blah blah she just wants a raise and more time to lecture her trashy daughter on the phone. Almost ALL of my work that I do now is stuff that she hates and doesn't want to do so she talked our manager into giving it to me.

Hell, I'm sure the reason my manager doesn't give a shit what I'm doing is because she knows I'm doing all the shit work and need the distraction.

Jimmies are rustled that the above username hasn't already been changed to Dante.

Aaron · Nov 18, 2014

Hoss_sl said:
I'm going to start the no challenge challenge. What you do is, you don't accept any lame social media challenges for the rest of your life, oh and you can't post videos of yourself not doing challenges. #NoChallengeChallenge

I accept your challenge!

Silence_sl · Nov 18, 2014

Cakes made to look like things that aren't cakes.

People born without souls become cake designers or WalMart cashiers.

Telestin · Nov 18, 2014

This is so incredibly stupid that a sane person will believe I'm making this shit up. This is what has happened with my upstairs neighbor so for this year.
- Arrested for stealing scrap metal. He was caught in the act AND tried to run over 2 police officers making his get-away. He was home when they arrested him. Let me tell you, you would have sworn he was on the FBI Most Wanted list, as there were cops here from 3 different towns to take him down.
He was home from jail in 5 days.
- Arrested for drunk driving and going 90 mph in a 35 mph zone. He ended up trying to pass a truck, flipped the vehicle he was driving, shit his pants and ran into the woods to escape arrest. He was caught in minutes and arrested.
He was home from jail in 5 days.

Here's the thing. In the second instance, the car he was driving was his boss' car. While he was in jail, his boss came to his house and found all kinds of stolen tools etc in my neighbor's carport. The boss told me the reason my neighbor was using his car that day was because my neighbor's car had been repossessed. My neighbor told me earlier this year that it is difficult for him to find a job because he didn't have a driver's license. So he was arrested TWICE this year in driving-related incidents, and he didn't have a license.

Even if hehada license, it would surely be suspended after the latest incident.

It has now been 2 weeks since the second incident, and my neighbor is currently driving around town like nothing happened at all.

Tuco · Nov 18, 2014

Telestin_sl said:
This is so incredibly stupid that a sane person will believe I'm making this shit up. This is what has happened with my upstairs neighbor so for this year.
- Arrested for stealing scrap metal. He was caught in the act AND tried to run over 2 police officers making his get-away. He was home when they arrested him. Let me tell you, you would have sworn he was on the FBI Most Wanted list, as there were cops here from 3 different towns to take him down.
He was home from jail in 5 days.
- Arrested for drunk driving and going 90 mph in a 35 mph zone. He ended up trying to pass a truck, flipped the vehicle he was driving, shit his pants and ran into the woods to escape arrest. He was caught in minutes and arrested.
He was home from jail in 5 days.

Here's the thing. In the second instance, the car he was driving was his boss' car. While he was in jail, his boss came to his house and found all kinds of stolen tools etc in my neighbor's carport. The boss told me the reason my neighbor was using his car that day was because my neighbor's car had been repossessed. My neighbor told me earlier this year that it is difficult for him to find a job because he didn't have a driver's license. So he was arrested TWICE this year in driving-related incidents, and he didn't have a license.

Even if hehada license, it would surely be suspended after the latest incident.

It has now been 2 weeks since the second incident, and my neighbor is currently driving around town like nothing happened at all.

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