Whats rustling your jimmies?

Don't move to where they have 30 or 45 minute time zones.

Main streets and side streets are all under construction at the same time.

Go bow hunting, get a nice buck. The CONSTANT spam of "blah blah you murder animals! psychos do that!". Goodness, I didn't tell a soul either, it was a family member. Every last one of them must be a vegan, RUSTLED.

If you really want to rustle jimmies I can look and see if I still have photos from school when we ran a deer collection permit. Nothing like a dozen head shot (had to shoot them and get to them hopefully with the heart still pumping) laying in a trailer together.

I can imagine jimmies would be rustled. My favorite is when you ask where they get their food (not vegans) and they say shit like "the store".

Congrats on the bow kill.

JVIRUS_sl said:

Go bow hunting, get a nice buck. The CONSTANT spam of "blah blah you murder animals! psychos do that!". Goodness, I didn't tell a soul either, it was a family member. Every last one of them must be a vegan, RUSTLED.

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Start hunting and fishing more often. Maintain an online gallery of yourself donating extra meat to food-banks and shelters. Keep them updated on your ability to provide.

Depends on where you live on donating to food banks. In the collection process I mentioned earlier we killed 10 to 20 deer a night from end of season (early Jan.) till bucks dropped their antlers (late March or so) and donated meat to the local food bank. Eventually they stopped taking it saying it just wasn't right.

Jimmies were rustled. I have no idea what they did with them after that.

Homeless people cracking their teeth on buckshot. Serves 'em right.

/chew slow at the game potluck

When you take your keys out your pocket and they are all tangled and you can't untangle them so you're wondering just how the fuck that actually happened.

JVIRUS_sl said:

Go bow hunting, get a nice buck. The CONSTANT spam of "blah blah you murder animals! psychos do that!". Goodness, I didn't tell a soul either, it was a family member. Every last one of them must be a vegan, RUSTLED.

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At least you're eating it, I assume? I've got friends who hunt geese and shit by the dozens every weekend; they never eat a single bird (it tastes like shit). That rustles me a bit.

cant you get a year round deer allowance to protect your crops? I've never known anyone with said permission, but I was told it was a thing.

Illegal traps, placed on someone else's property when nobody is looking.

Yes people do that.

Opened a trick-or-treat sized bag of skittles for a snack at work

The amount of the flavors were exactly inversely proportional to how good they taste. Fuck you 4 ass flavored purples

My gf, right now....

joeboo_sl said:

Opened a trick-or-treat sized bag of skittles for a snack at work

The amount of the flavors were exactly inversely proportional to how good they taste. Fuck you 4 ass flavored purples

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Orange are the best.

And it looks like you've been pretty busy judging by your desk calendar.

I like grape. Yellow is bad across all candies.


Someone lost my GoPro. It was either FedEx, or the front office. I dont really care who at this point, I just want my goddamn camera.