Whats rustling your jimmies?

Why the FUCK do my chicken pot pies keep sticking to the pie plate? I even tried spraying a little bit of Pam on it before cooking. Nope. Stuck and have to scrape the damn thing out. Every god damned time.

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Brikker_sl said:

This board recently.

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Yes. And, now - for me at least - clicking on the "last read post" for each thread isn't working.

The godamn use of BLOPS instead of BO for the Black Ops series. God fucking damn it I'm not sure why it rustles my jims so but it does.

Got 2 Blingtrons Secret Vault this weekend. One on a boosted character with 5 followers and no inn, the other with a character who the best he could manage was 80% chance. Both failed. 5 other characters with 100% at 4k and none of those got the quest. /sadface

When my children use the microwave they always stop it with 2 or 3 seconds left and don't clear it. So, rather than telling the time the fucking thing sits there saying 2 indefinitely until I press the clear button.

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS RUSTLE ME SO MUCH?!?!

That rustles my wife. I do the same thing sometimes.

Hahaha, that rustles the shit out of my wife, too. I do it constantly for some reason, always have.

I do the same thing but always leave 33 seconds because the start button is next to the 3.

So you can hit the 1 minute more button instead of the power button.

I'm numb to the work microwave jimmy rustlers. Someone microwaved uncovered bacon and now everything you heat becomes infused with grease? Not a surprise. Leftover fish? Go for it. Burn that popcorn too. Toaster oven on same circuit reducing the microwave to a 60 watt lightbulb? Oh well. Go ahead and leave your soup in there an extra 20 minutes, it'll spill when I move it and I'll clean that up for you too.

No fucks given, I get paid the same for the time.

RobXIII_sl said:

The one minute button never works if someone leaves the microwave with seconds on the cooking timer :*(

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Dunno, the one here at the house does. 2 seconds and you hit 1 minute and it starts cooking for 1:01.

Last place I worked that had a microwave it had a round knob. 1982 vintage when they built the office.

I remember my parents sitting through a microwave cooking class at Sears or whatever when they bought their first one.

My mom has no memory of this at all.

Coming across something in my day that rustles my jimmies. Telling myself I need to post it here later. And then forgetting what it was I wanted to post.