Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Big Phoenix
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Pretty sure there is a short in my system that drains the backup battery/prevents it from recharging once the power comes back. Some asshole hit a utility pole near our house a couple months back so we didn't have power for a few hours, drained the battery again, this is the 3rd or 4th battery I've had to replace. Replace it and the alarm is still beeping like the backup battery is dead. So I call to see if we can make the beeping stop. And they ask where I got the battery from, I tell them online/amazon, and they tell me the battery is covered under my policy and they can send me a new one at no charge. I'm like well thats rich, because this problem has been ongoing for awhile now, I've already purchased 3 or 4 batteries and when I originally called about the issue you were the ones who told me to just order a battery online. Yes please send me the free fucking battery so when it dies I can get the free house call.
Pretty sure there is a short in my system that drains the backup battery/prevents it from recharging once the power comes back. Some asshole hit a utility pole near our house a couple months back so we didn't have power for a few hours, drained the battery again, this is the 3rd or 4th battery I've had to replace. Replace it and the alarm is still beeping like the backup battery is dead. So I call to see if we can make the beeping stop. And they ask where I got the battery from, I tell them online/amazon, and they tell me the battery is covered under my policy and they can send me a new one at no charge. I'm like well thats rich, because this problem has been ongoing for awhile now, I've already purchased 3 or 4 batteries and when I originally called about the issue you were the ones who told me to just order a battery online. Yes please send me the free fucking battery so when it dies I can get the free house call.
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Koushirou
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Put in my notice at work last Tuesday to my manager and figured he'd make an announcment at our next meeting this week like he did with the last coworker who left. Get into the office this morning and find out he told my two coworkers by email over the weekend so I'm not even sure what he told them. This is the first job I've quit, so I don't know how this normally goes, but that seems a bit douchey and I'm a little rustled.
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Conefed
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I let people influence me.
I don't know why I do it, because I'm usually a hard-lined bastard
But every now and then I go with the flow and I get the whole bottle
I look back at most of my mistakes (that ended in repercussion) and a disproportionate amount is due to this phenomena.
So what happened? I bought a cabinet and was loading it into my car. The store person offered to help, but I declined. They persisted, "I do it all the time," he or she said. I relented. It didn't work. Then they got riggidy rope and removed a panel from my hatch and started pulling it through.
A crowd was drawing.
I snapped out of it then and took over. All went inside. I returned to my original damn plan, worked flawlessly.
Their way damaged my car.
Superficially
But I love my car, and my seats
I don't want scrapes on my ceiling, or doors
Or grooves dug into the back of my front seats or arm rests
No matter how shallow
Yes being a shlub lackwarrants pity
But it does rustle my jimmies
I don't know why I do it, because I'm usually a hard-lined bastard
But every now and then I go with the flow and I get the whole bottle
I look back at most of my mistakes (that ended in repercussion) and a disproportionate amount is due to this phenomena.
So what happened? I bought a cabinet and was loading it into my car. The store person offered to help, but I declined. They persisted, "I do it all the time," he or she said. I relented. It didn't work. Then they got riggidy rope and removed a panel from my hatch and started pulling it through.
A crowd was drawing.
I snapped out of it then and took over. All went inside. I returned to my original damn plan, worked flawlessly.
Their way damaged my car.
Superficially
But I love my car, and my seats
I don't want scrapes on my ceiling, or doors
Or grooves dug into the back of my front seats or arm rests
No matter how shallow
Yes being a shlub lackwarrants pity
But it does rustle my jimmies
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Aldarion
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People using the word "phenomena" as if it was a singular noun, rather than the plural form of the singular noun "phenomenon".
I hear this all the fucking time. From people with PhDs. rustled.
(Dont even get me started on incorrect uses of "beg the question" as if it meant "makes me wonder")
I hear this all the fucking time. From people with PhDs. rustled.
(Dont even get me started on incorrect uses of "beg the question" as if it meant "makes me wonder")
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"Smart" people with all sorts of degrees applying psycoholical issues to people of opposing (i.e. Trump supporters) political views and then getting into a feminist circle jerk.
My wife keeps me from going off and unfeiending these peons because, reasons... rustled!!!!!
My wife keeps me from going off and unfeiending these peons because, reasons... rustled!!!!!
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Aamry
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I can't spell we know this since fohguild.org and these damn phones don't help!!
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Koushirou
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So my BF'a a huge Dolphins fan (takes some dedication these days...) and he really wanted one of the limited edition color rush jerseys this year. I ordered him not just the high quality Landry color rush jersey but also some shorts and the color rush hat to give him a full outfit as a surprise. Was told when I ordered three weeks ago that the limited edition stuff would ship at the latest October 13th which was yesterday and sure enough no shipment confirmation. Contact customer service and the distribution center had a "system issue" that prevented my order from being processed. Just from the shop site they no longer have the style and size I ordered in stock, and I'm going to be pissed if I have to give my BF the disappointing news that he ain't getting one this year and I'll be left giving him 2/3 of the outfit I planned for him while missing the most important piece. Incredibly rustled right now.
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Aldarion
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People and agencies that call your paperwork "late" or "last minute" when you hand it in on exactly the stated due date.
Bitch, you told me exactly one date. Oct 14. If I hand it in AFTER Oct 14 you can bitch. Anytime up to and including Oct 14 is called "on time". Those are the only two categories that exist: late, and on time. Dont bitch at me for handing in the paperwork EXACTLY when you fucking told me to hand it in. If you had a "ideal date" and a "last possible date" you needed to TELL ME THOSE DATES.
Bitch.
Bitch, you told me exactly one date. Oct 14. If I hand it in AFTER Oct 14 you can bitch. Anytime up to and including Oct 14 is called "on time". Those are the only two categories that exist: late, and on time. Dont bitch at me for handing in the paperwork EXACTLY when you fucking told me to hand it in. If you had a "ideal date" and a "last possible date" you needed to TELL ME THOSE DATES.
Bitch.
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Hoss
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Koushiro, the next step is to come in early and take a shit on the bosses desk.
My current rustle is that I have shitty hotel internet tonight and tomorrow that's preventing me from viewing any of the porn threads. 90% of the pictures don't fucking load.
My current rustle is that I have shitty hotel internet tonight and tomorrow that's preventing me from viewing any of the porn threads. 90% of the pictures don't fucking load.
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