Whats rustling your jimmies?

Been invited to same families fancy dress party at a last minute for the last few years, struggled to get a costume organised and got caught out every time. This year i went with the dad to buy fireworks, barbque stuff, drinks etc etc so got myself organised, ordered up well in advance a costume from china, gret quality costume I was going as Elmo and just been told theyre not having one this year, theyre going away on holiday for the first time in twenty years!! rustled in my elmo costume

I have a pimple.

Just got the bill from my wife's 3 day hospital stay 7 months ago. $24,000 insurance covers a whooping $6000.

You'd think so, we just got the bill yesterday and insurance is claiming that are only responsible for 6k of it. Too rustled to remain calm if I call right now.

I woke up with two new pimples today. A total of three now.

I'm ugly and I hate my life.

Cad said:

Agreed and most everyone else probably hates you too. So, at least you accurately self-reflect.

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Way to kick me when I'm down.

You ligit look like fat bastard. From Austin Powers. Do you get that a lot?

ZyyzYzzy said:

Uhh shouldn't that be well above your max out of pocket?

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Apparently the insurance through her employer only pays $2200 a day for hospital stays, so yup on the hook for 18 grand.

Cad said:

Considering that I am 6'2 and 185lbs, no I don't get that a lot.

Do people congratulate you for not killing yourself yet?

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A. You're full of shit.

B. Yes. I had horrible post partum depression. I even pat myself on the back for not killing myself. Dick.

Thalidomide. May cause funny looking kids. Works like a charm though.

Cad said:

It's gratifying to me that my actual stats seem so good to you that you assume I must be lying. Hahaha. Low-rent whore.

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I've seen pics of you. You're only lying to yourself