Whats rustling your jimmies?

Koushirou

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Welp, got the shipping confirmation for the hat I ordered but no jersey. Pretty sure they ran out of that shit. At least they were nice enough to bump the hat to priority overnight, lol.
 
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astgte

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Been invited to same families fancy dress party at a last minute for the last few years, struggled to get a costume organised and got caught out every time. This year i went with the dad to buy fireworks, barbque stuff, drinks etc etc so got myself organised, ordered up well in advance a costume from china, gret quality costume I was going as Elmo and just been told theyre not having one this year, theyre going away on holiday for the first time in twenty years!! rustled in my elmo costume
 
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Porkchop

Porkchop

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This bitch at work that was eating cheeseburgers and subs last week came in this morning saying she has a "gluten allergy" and wants everything gluten free now.
 
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Wantonsoup95

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Just got the bill from my wife's 3 day hospital stay 7 months ago. $24,000 insurance covers a whooping $6000.
 
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Wantonsoup95

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You'd think so, we just got the bill yesterday and insurance is claiming that are only responsible for 6k of it. Too rustled to remain calm if I call right now.
 
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trex

trex

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I woke up with two new pimples today. A total of three now.

I'm ugly and I hate my life.
 
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Cad

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trex said:
I woke up with two new pimples today. A total of three now.

I'm ugly and I hate my life.
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Agreed and most everyone else probably hates you too. So, at least you accurately self-reflect.
 
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trex

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Cad said:
Agreed and most everyone else probably hates you too. So, at least you accurately self-reflect.
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Way to kick me when I'm down.

You ligit look like fat bastard. From Austin Powers. Do you get that a lot?
 
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trex

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Cad

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trex said:
Way to kick me when I'm down.

You ligit look like fat bastard. From Austin Powers. Do you get that a lot?
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Considering that I am 6'2 and 185lbs, no I don't get that a lot.

Do people congratulate you for not killing yourself yet?
 
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trex

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Cad said:
Considering that I am 6'2 and 185lbs, no I don't get that a lot.

Do people congratulate you for not killing yourself yet?
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A. You're full of shit.

B. Yes. I had horrible post partum depression. I even pat myself on the back for not killing myself. Dick.
 
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Cad

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trex said:
A. You're full of shit.

B. Yes. I had horrible post partum depression. I even pat myself on the back for not killing myself. Dick.
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It's gratifying to me that my actual stats seem so good to you that you assume I must be lying. Hahaha. Low-rent whore.
 
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Izo

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Thalidomide. May cause funny looking kids. Works like a charm though.
 
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