Whats rustling your jimmies?

Google play sending out important account notice emails to all my google accounts. I don't know what the fuck it says because I didn't read any of them. They have been rolling in over the past few days every 6 hours or so. I thought I was finally done with them and just now I got a fucking [corrected] notice.

for fuck's sake. They have to know no one reads this fucking garbage. 3 more days of this shit where my phone goes off randomly and it's just this dumb ass fucking email that is slow to load. Their gay little tilted pool rack image is so slow to load on my phone that even if I'd wanted to read the messages the first couple times, I didn't have the patience.

Can you block google in gmail?

Really sorry to hear that lurking. I can't even imagine. I know I'm not going to handle losing someone really close to me well at all when it finally happen. Kind of puts these (my) rustles in perspective.

That being said, I'd like to murder whomever thought the new YouTube android app was a good idea. Specifically the one that my Shield keeps downloading over and over. Among other rustles like not letting you pick which YouTube alias it uses (just defaults to one it randomly decides apparently), and changing the way most of it works (sure I'll get used to it eventually), and moving the fucking like and unlike buttons to a second screen instead of right there on the main fucking menu that comes up when I hit the fucking button like it used to, my biggest fucking rustle is that it doesn't let you pick your resolution like the old one did. Maybe I know that I'm downloading porn in the background and I am ok with letting YouTube buffer for a couple seconds instead of playing the fucking video at potato resolution. Nope, can't do that because they took that option away. I keep uninstalling the updates and defaulting back to the factory one the Shield came with, because it is glorious, but every day or two it updates again. I can't figure out how to make it stop either, which extra rustles me. I know how to make my fucking phone not update an app, but not the goddamn Shield that I watch most of my shit on!

Yes, I googled it, and I will google it more in depth now that I'm super-rustled about it. I'm sure there's some way to do it. If not, I'll just piss and moan some more.

Yeah, probably a month or so back. I eventually just merged my two aliases because I was sick of it, but the one with my real name that Google+ made for me is the fucking default, which I didn't want. Oh well, guess I won't post any comments calling people faggots then (not that I did).

The resolution thing really chaps my fucking hide though. Taking that away was the worst thing they could have done to the app if you ask me. Oh, but I gained 360 degree video capability! Fuck me, I have watched exactly one 360 video just to see what it was about, and realized I don't give a fuck.

If anyone finds a way to force/select resolution, I might consider sucking your dick as a reward.