Borzak
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Still have the wahl trimmer I got in high school and works fine 33 years later. Of course then it was to trim my musouche and now cut what is left of my hair, rustled.
Whats rustling your jimmies?
- Thread starter Big Phoenix
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Still have the wahl trimmer I got in high school and works fine 33 years later. Of course then it was to trim my musouche and now cut what is left of my hair, rustled.
Aamry
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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The top looks like cocktail wieners. The bottom...idk what I'm looking at.
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Erronius
Macho Ma'am
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Burren
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Power company doing a planned outage "some time in the next week". Umm, ok. When? We work from home now and an outage in the middle of a Zoom call with attorneys, CPAs, or clients is pretty shitty. Oh, and it's scheduled between 2am and 3pm, but they can't tell me when exactly.
Does sound all that fucking planned to me, assholes!
Does sound all that fucking planned to me, assholes!
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Sludig
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Extra large ups or a generator. Latter may be wise given state of the country anyways.
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Erronius
Macho Ma'am
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Sounds like some sort of line work or substation stuff.
My company does a lot of work in the spring and fall with power plants doing their planned outages. So entire generating units go down. Then you get X days to try to fix as much shit as possible before coming back up. But customers almost never, ever, even know that this is going on in the background.
This sounds like the kind of thing they can't isolate and bypass, and they might be waiting on line crews to do [stuff] beforehand. I dunno. And then they're being intentionally vague in case something goes sideways. Hopefully they do it early AM and they're back up quickly.
Big Phoenix
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This motherfucker AGAIN.
Get another frantic email from him saying a worker of his that just returned to work(he/hr never said they stopped working in the first place) off furlough or something and is unable to login to anything. The specific question he asks makes zero sense and really shows he has zero fucking clue how our main business software works(this guy has literally never logged into it) so I respond by saying his question makes no sense.
Queue a flurry of emails saying I need to call this employee up and help them get up and running as they are his best employee and he really needs them up and working. Call the person and find out the problem; firstly they have forgotten all their login information so they cant login and secondly theyre having a hard time remembering what to do to get started working again. Absolutely nothing like what he originally described the problem was.
I responded with a nicely worded email telling him and his supervisors to stop being fucking idiots and use some god damn common sense when bringing an employee who hasnt worked in a while back.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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I was trying to come up with an 'elf on a shelf' joke for this pic yesterday and fucking thesaurus.com didn't have any synonyms for pedophile. What kinda bullshit is that? I tried every spelling and variation of the word that I knew.
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Erronius
Macho Ma'am
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Having to remind the guy at the drive-thru window multiple things in a single stop
Where's my drink?
<oh yeah sorry>
How about a straw?
<here>
Hey, can I get some Arbys and Horsey sauce?
<kid looks like he's about throw a fit>
Like...JFC...this is your job. These are standard with most orders. People shouldn't have to remind you.
Where's my drink?
<oh yeah sorry>
How about a straw?
<here>
Hey, can I get some Arbys and Horsey sauce?
<kid looks like he's about throw a fit>
Like...JFC...this is your job. These are standard with most orders. People shouldn't have to remind you.
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