I have distinct piles on my desk - having somebody place an item in the wrong area, like an important envelope placed in my completed and forgotten area
Have house to myself, first day of child daycare, lady is out shopping. I sitdown for some much needed me time and I hear a loud, "Hello! Don't shoot!" My father-in-law has set up shop in my kitchen, unloading his things, muddy footprints everywhere. He needs help with his new ipad apparently and since It's around lunchtime he thought he would start up the oven.