opiate82
Bronze Squire
- 3,078
- 5
USPS's package tracking:
November 8, 2015- Pre-Shipment Info Sent to USPS
November 9, 2015- (no update)
November 10, 2015- (no update)
November 11, 2015- (no update)
November 12, 2015- Oh, look we delivered your package. We know it said signature required and we know there have been package thieves grabbing packages off of front porches. We get that you would have made sure to be home when the package was scheduled to be delivered had we actually given you some sort of tracking update but we just threw it on your porch anyways since we are government employees and give no fucks.
November 8, 2015- Pre-Shipment Info Sent to USPS
November 9, 2015- (no update)
November 10, 2015- (no update)
November 11, 2015- (no update)
November 12, 2015- Oh, look we delivered your package. We know it said signature required and we know there have been package thieves grabbing packages off of front porches. We get that you would have made sure to be home when the package was scheduled to be delivered had we actually given you some sort of tracking update but we just threw it on your porch anyways since we are government employees and give no fucks.