And for my rustling of the day...
Why do people feel the need to hurry up and finish shitting in a public bathroom the moment someone else walks in? They have been in there for 10+ minutes, does the opening the door wake them up? Do they just want to see who is walking in? Do they want to make sure I know who smelled up the bathroom? They walk out of the stall with that proud look on their face like a 2 year-old who finally figured out the potty.
Jesus dude, wait for me to leave, then finish up. I might just start making it weird and ask "What the fuck did you eat?!" just to see if it's really pride on the smell or they are just idiots.