Whats rustling your jimmies?

Dabamf_sl said:

My ultra pretentious aunt LOVES that he pronounces foreign words correctly. She just absolutely loves it.

Your stand on (suck it) Trebek is a bit insane. Disliking him is fine, but you act like he raped your mother. Personally I like Trebek, and over the years he's gotten funnier and more charismatic in the talking part. He's the only reason that shit is watchable because the contestants' stories are always terribly boring.

I don't have much these days that rustles my jimmies. Psychologists who use hypnosis to "uncover" memories, ie create them, has ruined thousands of lives and they aren't prosecuted. Maybe that's one, but ridiculously specific

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I was thinking the same thing. Never heard someone complain about Trebek before. Who does he want ffs? Fuck someone with personality. Read the cards and be quiet so we can have a better shot at clearing out double jeopardy. No one wants to hear fucking quips or have the contestants feel more comfortable to talk about their bullshit. It's the only quiz show left afaik that isn't full of that bullshit.

Psychologists sure, but some people "uncover memories" on their own. When I was still young enough not to have a choice I was at church on Sunday and this woman got up and talked about the "abuse she remembered after some relation i cant remember died". She could have been talking about the weather based on her demeanor and how much it was affecting her to talk about being fucking molested. I'm not going to call her a liar but I sure as hell think she was. Kinda convenient God led you to these hidden memories after the guy was dead. Wow how big of you to come to terms with it and forgive him, now that he's dead and you remember it happened.

People who lie for attention and sympathy rustle my jimmies.

Let's get Steve Hardy to Host Jeopardy, but instead of the Questions (answers for normal people) being factual, they'll be the questions that the largest demographic of people respond to via survey/ aka the lowest common denominator. It will be hilarious!

Taloo_sl said:

I was thinking the same thing. Never heard someone complain about Trebek before. Who does he want ffs? Fuck someone with personality. Read the cards and be quiet so we can have a better shot at clearing out double jeopardy. No one wants to hear fucking quips or have the contestants feel more comfortable to talk about their bullshit. It's the only quiz show left afaik that isn't full of that bullshit.

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I already said who I want. I said to give Pat Sajak the full hour and let him do both shows. He hardly does any more talking on Wheel than Trebek does on Jeopardy. The both start off with their short conversation bits and then they let the contestants do their thing with minor quips (and yes, Trebek does this as well!). Trebek even tries to tell jokes and puns occasionally and they always fall flat because he's a fucking bum.

Just use the "talk to the contestants" part as extra commercial break time and get another quarter pounder or something. I understand your reasoning but he's as much an institution in game show hosts as Sajak is in his own right. And who the fuck white knights Pat Sajak, what are you 80 years old?

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I know Trebek isn't going anywhere because, as you say, he's become an American institution. That doesn't mean he isn't shitty at hosting Jeopardy. I can't believe this forum is so full of Trebek lovers!

And you're damn right I'm white knighting Sajak. That man is a cabbage-patch-doll-headed national treasure who hostsAMERICA'S GAME.

I just don't get how it isn't easy to ignore Trebek. I pay attention to: the questions, the contestants, Trebek. In that order, and with Trebek far down the totem pole. I find he blends into the background. You admit Sajak doesn't interfere in the game and I agree, but who cares, either way its just a reader until that one stupid banter part and a little bit of final jeopardy. I don't "love" Trebek, but I don't see any reason to rage about him either.

Pat Sajak can suck my dick

When bitches be like "I want you to fuck me in my ass later that's so hot." Then later they be all like "ouch no stop that hurts." Maximum jimmie over rustle.

What the fuck. I wish bitches would be all like that with me. It's more like "Ew no, you're fat"

Aamry_sl said:

What the fuck. I wish bitches would be all like that with me. It's more like "Ew no, you're fat"

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What rustles my jimmies: Fat people that complain about issues that are clearly caused BECAUSE they are fat, yet dont do the obvious solution - LOSE WEIGHT.

Not intended to be offensive towards you in particular aamry, that really is a jimmy rustler tho

McCheese_sl said:

That man is a cabbage-patch-doll-headed national treasure who hostsSTUPID AMERICA'S GAME.

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Smart America watches Jeopardy and then changes the channel.

NP Rand, I'm not obese or nothing, and no one's ever said that to me, just trying to be witty. Though I do need to lose weight, going to start jogging again since my foot is pretty much as good as it's going to get after my surgery.

Deathwing, hitachi?


Or have I been watching way too much porn...

The fat comment made me think of a new one: pretty much anyone in a rascal scooter. I was going to say any fat person in a rascal scooter, but that would be redundant. I've never in my life seen someone under age 80 in a rascal that didn't need it because they're fat. Real cripples use wheel chairs. It's such a ridiculous thing to not even god damn walk anymore. It's WALKING, it's the easiest form of human locomotion that exists...and so many are now too fat to even do that. People have different opinions on when the "moment of truth" or whatever comes with obesity, like what event makes you say "ok this is out of hand, I have to fix this." Maybe you can't walk 2 flights of stairs, or you find out you have diabetes, whatever; it varies person to person. But to cross the point where you decide "I'm not even walking anymore," fuck all the subjectivity. THAT'S it, that's the moment. When you give up on walking, your life is over. You can't do anything to stop yourself from getting even fatter until your fat ass dies at age 40. I hate fat people in rascals more than I hate child molesters.

Spock Vader_sl said:

when Americans say "Ciao" thinking it makes sound classy

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When grammar is a city in Russia.

Also psychiatrists giving Risperidone to my pt whom has reduced kidney function and supra ventricular arrhythmia. Coma, hello :-/

What rustles my jimmies? The gaggles of young "free thinker" dildos. Usually of C-level high school education, they're usually found on college campuses wielding giant signs that proclaim the US government as the sole operator behind the 9/11 attacks. They're quick to tell me to wake up and throw around such warming terms such as "sheeple" and "enlightened".

They're usually the first assholes to spam Facebook with links about Robin Williams and Bill Cosby being opinionated old cocks without spending the 30 seconds on Google to verify the integrity of the post.

Little assholes need to suck-start a rifle and do us all a solid.

Porkchop_sl said:

Watching Django Unchained last night gave a whole new meaning to "rustle your jimmies".

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haven't seen it, but heard good things...personally, i'm skeptical...if it's spoiler-free, how did it/what rustled you?...if not spoiler-free, then put in spoilers.