Whats rustling your jimmies?

Kobayashi

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Car dealers "Call for Price"

No, I will deliberately ignore your ad now and move on to somewhere else because you're a cunt.
Only slightly better than

Here's our price*

*Price assumes lease conquest of a Buick Skylark, military discount, police discount, teacher discount, left-handed discount, and financing through shitbag financial at 15% APR.
 

Hoss

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Lots of ways. This is all totally new to me, but its instead of drinking. I ate them as-is.
I've just been keistering them. But I think I've been doing it wrong. I can do a whole 8 oz package and nothing. I didn't even realize they were supposed to make you high.
 
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Fex Ex and their 100% failure rate on delivering things on time.
Took them 19 days to deliver a return. It actually went from the main city here to the main city there and back 4 times. It was at the destination address TWICE without being delivered.

Kind of amazing that things all over are complete shit now.
 

Burren

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Took them 19 days to deliver a return. It actually went from the main city here to the main city there and back 4 times. It was at the destination address TWICE without being delivered.

Kind of amazing that things all over are complete shit now.
H1b employees
 

lurkingdirk

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Yesterday was a trip. The house next door to the house I'm working on is also being renovated. Yesterday they were doing the roof. As they threw shingles off the roof into the dumpster, a few got caught on the power line that is ridiculously close to the house. One guy, 20 year old who is just learning the trade, stood at the peak of the roof, leaned over, and tried to pull a shingle off the wire. I was inside the house next door watching, and he lit up like a flashbulb. He went totally limp, and fell. Off the roof. Probably 25 feet. Landed in a Yew bush inches from a dumpster. He landed face down and was completely non-responsive. I called 911 and ambulance, paramedics, fire department, and power company were all there within four minutes. We had pulled him out of the bush and laid him on his side. His eyes were open and he was breathing, but his heart rate was over 200, and he was spitting/coughing up blood. He was trying to scream in pain, but couldn't make his voice work.

I've gotta be honest, I've seen accidents plenty of times, but this one hit me hard. 20 year old guy got zapped, fell off a roof, and who knows what was wrong with him. Seeing him try to scream and writhing in pain. Damn. Messed me up worrying for this dude.

This morning we got word. He was helicoptered to a large burn centre in our state about 3 hours away. They kept him in a medical coma until this morning, and then weaned him off it. He slowly woke up, and as soon as he was able to speak he said, "I want to go home." They didn't let him because he has third degree burns across the front and back of his torso, and down both arms. But there appear to be no long term mental repercussions, and despite falling 25 feet he didn't have a single broken bone. Unfreakingbelievable.

So I'm rustled. And relieved.
 
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Yesterday was a trip. The house next door to the house I'm working on is also being renovated. Yesterday they were doing the roof. As they threw shingles off the roof into the dumpster, a few got caught on the power line that is ridiculously close to the house. One guy, 20 year old who is just learning the trade, stood at the peak of the roof, leaned over, and tried to pull a shingle off the wire. I was inside the house next door watching, and he lit up like a flashbulb. He went totally limp, and fell. Off the roof. Probably 25 feet. Landed in a Yew bush inches from a dumpster. He landed face down and was completely non-responsive. I called 911 and ambulance, paramedics, fire department, and power company were all there within four minutes. We had pulled him out of the bush and laid him on his side. His eyes were open and he was breathing, but his heart rate was over 200, and he was spitting/coughing up blood. He was trying to scream in pain, but couldn't make his voice work.

I've gotta be honest, I've seen accidents plenty of times, but this one hit me hard. 20 year old guy got zapped, fell off a roof, and who knows what was wrong with him. Seeing him try to scream and writhing in pain. Damn. Messed me up worrying for this dude.

This morning we got word. He was helicoptered to a large burn centre in our state about 3 hours away. They kept him in a medical coma until this morning, and then weaned him off it. He slowly woke up, and as soon as he was able to speak he said, "I want to go home." They didn't let him because he has third degree burns across the front and back of his torso, and down both arms. But there appear to be no long term mental repercussions, and despite falling 25 feet he didn't have a single broken bone. Unfreakingbelievable.

So I'm rustled. And relieved.
Power co hired 3rd party to clean trees away from lines. I was watching these idiots run the lift and almost bumped into it a few times. I hollered at them and the guy running the bucket said he knew what he was doing and told me to mind my own business.

Otay.

Fast forward some short time later, read in the paper that a worker flash cooked himself when he extended the lift into the power lines. Dead. It was the guy who told me to mind my own business.

The guy you are talking about is up for some misery. Shocks like that tend to cook a lot of flesh.
 
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Fucker

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Took them 19 days to deliver a return. It actually went from the main city here to the main city there and back 4 times. It was at the destination address TWICE without being delivered.

Kind of amazing that things all over are complete shit now.
Box magically reappeared today....after having been listed as delivered a few days ago at the return depot in a completely different state. I know it was scanned in at the return depot because they processed my return.

Words fail.