Whats rustling your jimmies?

Kobayashi

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Car dealers "Call for Price"

No, I will deliberately ignore your ad now and move on to somewhere else because you're a cunt.
Only slightly better than

Here's our price*

*Price assumes lease conquest of a Buick Skylark, military discount, police discount, teacher discount, left-handed discount, and financing through shitbag financial at 15% APR.
 

Hoss

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Lots of ways. This is all totally new to me, but its instead of drinking. I ate them as-is.
I've just been keistering them. But I think I've been doing it wrong. I can do a whole 8 oz package and nothing. I didn't even realize they were supposed to make you high.
 
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Fex Ex and their 100% failure rate on delivering things on time.
Took them 19 days to deliver a return. It actually went from the main city here to the main city there and back 4 times. It was at the destination address TWICE without being delivered.

Kind of amazing that things all over are complete shit now.
 

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Took them 19 days to deliver a return. It actually went from the main city here to the main city there and back 4 times. It was at the destination address TWICE without being delivered.

Kind of amazing that things all over are complete shit now.
H1b employees
 

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H1b employees
It was a huge box, too. Impossible to miss. FedEx union was celebrating a massive new contract, which had the immediate impact of all new drivers being outsourced to people who can't read or can't read English.
 

lurkingdirk

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Yesterday was a trip. The house next door to the house I'm working on is also being renovated. Yesterday they were doing the roof. As they threw shingles off the roof into the dumpster, a few got caught on the power line that is ridiculously close to the house. One guy, 20 year old who is just learning the trade, stood at the peak of the roof, leaned over, and tried to pull a shingle off the wire. I was inside the house next door watching, and he lit up like a flashbulb. He went totally limp, and fell. Off the roof. Probably 25 feet. Landed in a Yew bush inches from a dumpster. He landed face down and was completely non-responsive. I called 911 and ambulance, paramedics, fire department, and power company were all there within four minutes. We had pulled him out of the bush and laid him on his side. His eyes were open and he was breathing, but his heart rate was over 200, and he was spitting/coughing up blood. He was trying to scream in pain, but couldn't make his voice work.

I've gotta be honest, I've seen accidents plenty of times, but this one hit me hard. 20 year old guy got zapped, fell off a roof, and who knows what was wrong with him. Seeing him try to scream and writhing in pain. Damn. Messed me up worrying for this dude.

This morning we got word. He was helicoptered to a large burn centre in our state about 3 hours away. They kept him in a medical coma until this morning, and then weaned him off it. He slowly woke up, and as soon as he was able to speak he said, "I want to go home." They didn't let him because he has third degree burns across the front and back of his torso, and down both arms. But there appear to be no long term mental repercussions, and despite falling 25 feet he didn't have a single broken bone. Unfreakingbelievable.

So I'm rustled. And relieved.
 
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Yesterday was a trip. The house next door to the house I'm working on is also being renovated. Yesterday they were doing the roof. As they threw shingles off the roof into the dumpster, a few got caught on the power line that is ridiculously close to the house. One guy, 20 year old who is just learning the trade, stood at the peak of the roof, leaned over, and tried to pull a shingle off the wire. I was inside the house next door watching, and he lit up like a flashbulb. He went totally limp, and fell. Off the roof. Probably 25 feet. Landed in a Yew bush inches from a dumpster. He landed face down and was completely non-responsive. I called 911 and ambulance, paramedics, fire department, and power company were all there within four minutes. We had pulled him out of the bush and laid him on his side. His eyes were open and he was breathing, but his heart rate was over 200, and he was spitting/coughing up blood. He was trying to scream in pain, but couldn't make his voice work.

I've gotta be honest, I've seen accidents plenty of times, but this one hit me hard. 20 year old guy got zapped, fell off a roof, and who knows what was wrong with him. Seeing him try to scream and writhing in pain. Damn. Messed me up worrying for this dude.

This morning we got word. He was helicoptered to a large burn centre in our state about 3 hours away. They kept him in a medical coma until this morning, and then weaned him off it. He slowly woke up, and as soon as he was able to speak he said, "I want to go home." They didn't let him because he has third degree burns across the front and back of his torso, and down both arms. But there appear to be no long term mental repercussions, and despite falling 25 feet he didn't have a single broken bone. Unfreakingbelievable.

So I'm rustled. And relieved.
Power co hired 3rd party to clean trees away from lines. I was watching these idiots run the lift and almost bumped into it a few times. I hollered at them and the guy running the bucket said he knew what he was doing and told me to mind my own business.

Otay.

Fast forward some short time later, read in the paper that a worker flash cooked himself when he extended the lift into the power lines. Dead. It was the guy who told me to mind my own business.

The guy you are talking about is up for some misery. Shocks like that tend to cook a lot of flesh.
 
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Fucker

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Took them 19 days to deliver a return. It actually went from the main city here to the main city there and back 4 times. It was at the destination address TWICE without being delivered.

Kind of amazing that things all over are complete shit now.
Box magically reappeared today....after having been listed as delivered a few days ago at the return depot in a completely different state. I know it was scanned in at the return depot because they processed my return.

Words fail.
 

Siliconemelons

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Had to open a ticket with sophos about a firewall issue. It's pajeets all the way down.

I feel you…

When we got our XGS4500, it had then been a few years since I had been practiced with translating the deep IT pajeet talk… it was difficult to get back my ear for what the heck they were saying.
 

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I get shitloads of spam calls. I usually try to answer them because the only thing worse than the constant flood of spam calls is them leaving fucking voicemails that I then have to check. If I'm not too bowed up I'll even talk to them if they are real people. I've said all this before. Recently I started asking them to say potatoe to prove they're not robots. So today I got a call from a girl and she started laughing when I asked her to say potatoe. She said a lot of shit I didn't understand but eventually she said your the guy who makes us say potatoe, why do you do that? I told her it was basically like a verbal captcha because I don't mind talking to people even if they are scammers but I won't talk to robots. Then I was like, wait, do yall talk about me amongst yourselves? "Yes and now I already know you are not interested" I guess I need a new password. But if I get anything like that again I'm going to ask how the fuck they know me and can't take my goddamn name off the call list. I guess this explains why I get so many who hang up as soon as I ask them to say potatoe.

Bonus rustle, AT&T recently changed the voicemail system. Now I have to fucking listen to the fucking robot give me the fucking phone number before it plays the message. I can't find a setting to change or turn that off. I did find in the help menu that I can push # to skip the number, but it doesn't just skip the number it skips the entire message. Even more rustling, I have no idea who to complain to about that.
 
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got a smail bill from a texas county ex pass, 3 tolls for $1.26 and $10 in service fees. never been to texas plus it is 15 hours away and pretty sure the tag in the pix has a 0 (zero) instead of an O. took me about 20 mins on the phone to get it dismissed. half of that was trying to figure out their menu. i did do something to where it would drop the service fees and would only have to pay the $1.26
 

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got a smail bill from a texas county ex pass, 3 tolls for $1.26 and $10 in service fees. never been to texas plus it is 15 hours away and pretty sure the tag in the pix has a 0 (zero) instead of an O. took me about 20 mins on the phone to get it dismissed. half of that was trying to figure out their menu. i did do something to where it would drop the service fees and would only have to pay the $1.26
it is a scam. been going around here lately.
 

Cad

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I get shitloads of spam calls. I usually try to answer them because the only thing worse than the constant flood of spam calls is them leaving fucking voicemails that I then have to check. If I'm not too bowed up I'll even talk to them if they are real people. I've said all this before. Recently I started asking them to say potatoe to prove they're not robots. So today I got a call from a girl and she started laughing when I asked her to say potatoe. She said a lot of shit I didn't understand but eventually she said your the guy who makes us say potatoe, why do you do that? I told her it was basically like a verbal captcha because I don't mind talking to people even if they are scammers but I won't talk to robots. Then I was like, wait, do yall talk about me amongst yourselves? "Yes and now I already know you are not interested" I guess I need a new password. But if I get anything like that again I'm going to ask how the fuck they know me and can't take my goddamn name off the call list. I guess this explains why I get so many who hang up as soon as I ask them to say potatoe.

Bonus rustle, AT&T recently changed the voicemail system. Now I have to fucking listen to the fucking robot give me the fucking phone number before it plays the message. I can't find a setting to change or turn that off. I did find in the help menu that I can push # to skip the number, but it doesn't just skip the number it skips the entire message. Even more rustling, I have no idea who to complain to about that.
I put in my greeting not to leave a VM and that I don't check it, to text me if you want to reach me. I think I have hundreds of VM's I've never listened to.
 
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I put in my greeting not to leave a VM and that I don't check it, to text me if you want to reach me. I think I have hundreds of VM's I've never listened to.
It's a good policy and a good idea. But I'd have to record a greeting to do that. I just use the default one with the phone number.

Years ago when cell phones were still just phones I started getting scam calls where they knew my name. It kinda freaked me out because the number didn't even belong to me, it was a company number. Then I realized they were getting it off the voicemail greeting so I deleted that shit.
 
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Years ago when cell phones were still just phones I started getting scam calls where they knew my name. It kinda freaked me out because the number didn't even belong to me, it was a company number. Then I realized they were getting it off the voicemail greeting so I deleted that shit.
Mine literally just says "I don't check the VM, don't leave me one, text if you need me." No name or anything.
 
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