Whats rustling your jimmies?

Arbitrary

Arbitrary

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Was jogging and a truck started gently veering towards me. Not a big deal, pretty common, natural tendency for people is to steer towards what they're looking at. Everyone realizes what they're doing and corrects.

This one didn't and took out a mail box thirty feet in front of me. Got back on the road and just kept going. Jimmy status - rustled.
 
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Identikit

Identikit

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I usually dont eat out, but for lunch I decided to buy chipotle for me and my wife. While I was in the line telling the individual serving me what I wanted when I asked for steak they only gave me like 3 pieces of steak. I was shocked so I asked for more and was told (while the worker rolled their eyes) that it costs more for additional steak. So I said OK and let them build the rest of mine and my wifes food.

Once I was at the register I just said I changed my mind and no longer want the food and left. Get fucked!
 
Big Phoenix

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Arbitrary said:
Was jogging and a truck started gently veering towards me. Not a big deal, pretty common, natural tendency for people is to steer towards what they're looking at. Everyone realizes what they're doing and corrects.

This one didn't and took out a mail box thirty feet in front of me. Got back on the road and just kept going. Jimmy status - rustled.
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Siliconemelons

Siliconemelons

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TLDR: Women

Wife "This girl that is messing with *daughter #2* is truly a bitch. She is always doing mean girl stuff and then self victim playing - she even egged this one boy on so much he got expelled"
Me "How did the boy get expelled?"
Wife "She kept doing stuff to the boy over and over and over that he broke and told her that he hopes she gets raped"
Me "Ahh, and you expelled the boy of course, because, women, feelings and feminism"
Wife "No... umm...he did other things before that...yeah...so.."
Me "Should have expelled her"
Wife "No! He should never have said THAT"
Me "And you all wonder and lament that there need to be more men in education"
Wife "What does that have to do with anything?"
Me "Exactly"
Wife grumbles and wonders off
 
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Void

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Websites that refuse to let you use the back button really piss me off. Instagram is the biggest offender but a ton of fucking Microsoft pages do it as well. I google something, click the link to see if it has what I want, then hit the convenient back button on my mouse. When that doesn't work and I have to go click on the back button itself, holding it down so I get a list of previous pages, and then select the one before shitty MS or whatever, it just reminds me how much I hate it. It should be punishable by flogging for anyone that does that bullshit, because it has to be purposely done in an attempt to keep people on their page.
 
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