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Arbitrary

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Was jogging and a truck started gently veering towards me. Not a big deal, pretty common, natural tendency for people is to steer towards what they're looking at. Everyone realizes what they're doing and corrects.

This one didn't and took out a mail box thirty feet in front of me. Got back on the road and just kept going. Jimmy status - rustled.
 
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Identikit

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I usually dont eat out, but for lunch I decided to buy chipotle for me and my wife. While I was in the line telling the individual serving me what I wanted when I asked for steak they only gave me like 3 pieces of steak. I was shocked so I asked for more and was told (while the worker rolled their eyes) that it costs more for additional steak. So I said OK and let them build the rest of mine and my wifes food.

Once I was at the register I just said I changed my mind and no longer want the food and left. Get fucked!
 
Big Phoenix

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Arbitrary said:
Was jogging and a truck started gently veering towards me. Not a big deal, pretty common, natural tendency for people is to steer towards what they're looking at. Everyone realizes what they're doing and corrects.

This one didn't and took out a mail box thirty feet in front of me. Got back on the road and just kept going. Jimmy status - rustled.
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Siliconemelons

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TLDR: Women

Wife "This girl that is messing with *daughter #2* is truly a bitch. She is always doing mean girl stuff and then self victim playing - she even egged this one boy on so much he got expelled"
Me "How did the boy get expelled?"
Wife "She kept doing stuff to the boy over and over and over that he broke and told her that he hopes she gets raped"
Me "Ahh, and you expelled the boy of course, because, women, feelings and feminism"
Wife "No... umm...he did other things before that...yeah...so.."
Me "Should have expelled her"
Wife "No! He should never have said THAT"
Me "And you all wonder and lament that there need to be more men in education"
Wife "What does that have to do with anything?"
Me "Exactly"
Wife grumbles and wonders off
 
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Void

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Websites that refuse to let you use the back button really piss me off. Instagram is the biggest offender but a ton of fucking Microsoft pages do it as well. I google something, click the link to see if it has what I want, then hit the convenient back button on my mouse. When that doesn't work and I have to go click on the back button itself, holding it down so I get a list of previous pages, and then select the one before shitty MS or whatever, it just reminds me how much I hate it. It should be punishable by flogging for anyone that does that bullshit, because it has to be purposely done in an attempt to keep people on their page.
 
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TomServo

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Siliconemelons said:
TLDR: Women

Wife "This girl that is messing with *daughter #2* is truly a bitch. She is always doing mean girl stuff and then self victim playing - she even egged this one boy on so much he got expelled"
Me "How did the boy get expelled?"
Wife "She kept doing stuff to the boy over and over and over that he broke and told her that he hopes she gets raped"
Me "Ahh, and you expelled the boy of course, because, women, feelings and feminism"
Wife "No... umm...he did other things before that...yeah...so.."
Me "Should have expelled her"
Wife "No! He should never have said THAT"
Me "And you all wonder and lament that there need to be more men in education"
Wife "What does that have to do with anything?"
Me "Exactly"
Wife grumbles and wonders off
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Is that like a spell from the feminism school of magic?
 
Kajiimagi

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When your cat slowly but methodically chews on the fiber optic cable coming in to the house from outside and finally chews it to the point that the service goes totally out. Then you get the priviledge of having to pay for the repair because it's obviously the fault of your pet. The damn cable had chew marks all over it. Pet ownership is so fun.

He better be glad he's cute!
 
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Koushirou

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Kajiimagi said:
When your cat slowly but methodically chews on the fiber optic cable coming in to the house from outside and finally chews it to the point that the service goes totally out. Then you get the priviledge of having to pay for the repair because it's obviously the fault of your pet. The damn cable had chew marks all over it. Pet ownership is so fun.

He better be glad he's cute!
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Can't you blame the squirrels?
 
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Big Phoenix

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Some people just need to be beat within an inch of their life. These retards are constantly parking like this.

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Control

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Kajiimagi said:
When your cat slowly but methodically chews on the fiber optic cable coming in to the house from outside and finally chews it to the point that the service goes totally out. Then you get the priviledge of having to pay for the repair because it's obviously the fault of your pet. The damn cable had chew marks all over it. Pet ownership is so fun.

He better be glad he's cute!
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Aldarion

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People who back into their parking spaces instead of pulling in forwards like a goddam normal human being.

It doesnt inconvenience me. It doesnt impact me in the slightest. But still, fuck you.

Why? Not "why fuck you", I'm explaining that. I mean "why do that?" Literally ever other driver in the parking lot pulled in like a normal person, then pulled out like a normal person, and everything went fine. But you, my "I'm smarter than everybody else", you had to literally do it fucking backwards. For what? For no goddam benefit at all. You're still backing up, retard. And backing up is basically no more challenging than driving forward in the first place, so what the actual fuck?

Just be normal. Just do fucking normal things. Fuck.
 
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RobXIII

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Aldarion said:
People who back into their parking spaces instead of pulling in forwards like a goddam normal human being.

It doesnt inconvenience me. It doesnt impact me in the slightest. But still, fuck you.

Why? Not "why fuck you", I'm explaining that. I mean "why do that?" Literally ever other driver in the parking lot pulled in like a normal person, then pulled out like a normal person, and everything went fine. But you, my "I'm smarter than everybody else", you had to literally do it fucking backwards. For what? For no goddam benefit at all. You're still backing up, retard. And backing up is basically no more challenging than driving forward in the first place, so what the actual fuck?

Just be normal. Just do fucking normal things. Fuck.
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Why are you letting that bother you? I do it because it's easier to perfectly park with my 3 cameras, I refuse to be that guy who is slightly closer to one side only to have some gorilla slam their door into my car.

Plus it lets me leave work 4 seconds faster. After a year, that's like minutes of saved time!
 
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Sylas

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I always back into spots at work (hell like 50% of the people do), and i back into spots pretty much anywhere else except like the grocery store or somewhere where i know i gotta load up the back with stuff.

It's basically a question of urgency/timing. I get to work before most so there is no rush and I can back into a spot easily without impeding anyone. I also leave work at a normal time yet somehow every other person who got to work after me is also somehow leaving at the same time? Anyway if you don't back into a spot your ass is going to be stuck waiting for like 10 minutes while everyone else pulls out and cuts you off and laughs at you and calls you a faggot cus your retarded ass pulled in forward and now can't back out at all.

By backing in to my spot at work in the morning I quitr literally csn drive all the way home before you are given a moment of reprieve to back out during rush hour when everyone else is trying to leave.

If it were a huge open parking lot or something then maybe it wouldn't matter but we have a tight parking structure and everyone drives giant monster trucks, your ass isn't backing out until everyone else leaves and may as well sit at your desk and wait til the lot empties.
 
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Kajiimagi

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With all the cameras/sensors on my truck it's far easier to go backwards that forwards. I do still normally pull in forwards.
 
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