Whats rustling your jimmies?

I stayed in a fancy-ass hotel like this. Someone else was paying. Something like $500 a night.

No fucking door between the shitter and the bed. Oh I mean it had like a half length frosted glass thing, but I said a Door.

It was bad enough when they stopped putting exhaust fans in hotel bathrooms. What in the actual fuck, that is a fixture as mandatory as the toilet and the sink. Now they're getting rid of the door too. Scuse me baby, I'm just gonna take a shit right here next to you. Sexy!

Apparently some people think spending 500 a night at a hotel isn’t luxury and you don’t deserve a proper door to the bathroom unless you spending 1200 or so a night…