Whats rustling your jimmies?

alisandar

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I'm hard-leaning and even still don't want to get loathe getting political texts. Once they figure out how to take a finger from everybody involved in the botfarms per text sent we'll all be better for it.
 

Hoss

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A while back I was introduced to banana peppers. I'd seen them around all my life but they sounded and looked unappetizing so I'd never tried them. But then I was eating lunch and they came in the salad so I tried them and realized they were pretty fucking good. So I decided I'd start giving them a try on pizza and samwiches (which is where I always see them). I finally got a chance to try them on a pizza tonight and they were fucking pickled. That's what set me off. I am so goddamn sick of having to guess if a fucking pepper will be fresh or pickled. A pickled pepper is a different fucking item. If you ask for cucumbers on your samwich and they give you pickles, you'd be justified throwing it back in their face. Everyone understands cucumbers and pickles are completely different things. So why the fuck do we let them get away with passing off pickled peppers are a pepper? So no, those weren't banana peppers on my pizza they were pickled banana peppers. The fucking vinegar got all over the rest of the pizza and ruined it.
 
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RobXIII

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A while back I was introduced to banana peppers. I'd seen them around all my life but they sounded and looked unappetizing so I'd never tried them. But then I was eating lunch and they came in the salad so I tried them and realized they were pretty fucking good. So I decided I'd start giving them a try on pizza and samwiches (which is where I always see them). I finally got a chance to try them on a pizza tonight and they were fucking pickled. That's what set me off. I am so goddamn sick of having to guess if a fucking pepper will be fresh or pickled. A pickled pepper is a different fucking item. If you ask for cucumbers on your samwich and they give you pickles, you'd be justified throwing it back in their face. Everyone understands cucumbers and pickles are completely different things. So why the fuck do we let them get away with passing off pickled peppers are a pepper? So no, those weren't banana peppers on my pizza they were pickled banana peppers. The fucking vinegar got all over the rest of the pizza and ruined it.

Sir, this belongs in the tickle my PICKLE thread!

*hides*
 
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Hoss

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I've never seen banana peppers that aren't pickled.
Well apparently if you get them in a salad it's the regular pepper and not the pickled abomination. They taste a lot like bell peppers and I love bell peppers so that's a good thing to me.

Any pepper on a pizza other than bell have a 99% chance of being pickled.
Bell pepper is what I normally get on a pizza.
 

TBT-TheBigToe

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Smoke detector chirping
Change battery
Chirps again, sounds like it's coming from behind me
Take smoke detector downstairs, wait, no chirp.
Leave smoke detector downstairs, go upstairs, wait, hear chirp.
No fucking clue where it's coming from
Look everywhere, nothing.
Have to buy a ladder (tomorrow, too stoned to do it today) to check attic, never been up there, scared of what I will find.
Chirping is making me irritated.
Kids are surprised to see me every time I enter the room, urge to acquire a bicycle and get in a fight at a diner is growing, and I am starting to realize I have been oppressed by The Man my entire life.
Yo may b battery finna to die, gnome sane, so I aint gotta do that shit fr fr.
 
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Goatface

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youtuber i used to watch had someone put 12 things like this in his house on the longest timers.

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Sheriff Cad

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I have met grown ass adults who didnt know you're supposed to use one foot to drive automatic.

I mean they literally drive around with one foot hovering over the gas pedal and the other foot hovering over the brake.

And they're allowed to vote.
Go karts and race cars left foot braking is pretty common, no clutch so you can transition on/off the gas/brake more smoothly and quickly.


I'm certain that isn't what was going on here, hah.