Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Hoss
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A while back I was introduced to banana peppers. I'd seen them around all my life but they sounded and looked unappetizing so I'd never tried them. But then I was eating lunch and they came in the salad so I tried them and realized they were pretty fucking good. So I decided I'd start giving them a try on pizza and samwiches (which is where I always see them). I finally got a chance to try them on a pizza tonight and they were fucking pickled. That's what set me off. I am so goddamn sick of having to guess if a fucking pepper will be fresh or pickled. A pickled pepper is a different fucking item. If you ask for cucumbers on your samwich and they give you pickles, you'd be justified throwing it back in their face. Everyone understands cucumbers and pickles are completely different things. So why the fuck do we let them get away with passing off pickled peppers are a pepper? So no, those weren't banana peppers on my pizza they were pickled banana peppers. The fucking vinegar got all over the rest of the pizza and ruined it.
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RobXIII
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I was thinking, "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers".
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Hoss
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Well apparently if you get them in a salad it's the regular pepper and not the pickled abomination. They taste a lot like bell peppers and I love bell peppers so that's a good thing to me.
Bell pepper is what I normally get on a pizza.
TBT-TheBigToe
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Smoke detector chirping
Change battery
Chirps again, sounds like it's coming from behind me
Take smoke detector downstairs, wait, no chirp.
Leave smoke detector downstairs, go upstairs, wait, hear chirp.
No fucking clue where it's coming from
Look everywhere, nothing.
Have to buy a ladder (tomorrow, too stoned to do it today) to check attic, never been up there, scared of what I will find.
Chirping is making me irritated.
Kids are surprised to see me every time I enter the room, urge to acquire a bicycle and get in a fight at a diner is growing, and I am starting to realize I have been oppressed by The Man my entire life.
Yo may b battery finna to die, gnome sane, so I aint gotta do that shit fr fr.
Change battery
Chirps again, sounds like it's coming from behind me
Take smoke detector downstairs, wait, no chirp.
Leave smoke detector downstairs, go upstairs, wait, hear chirp.
No fucking clue where it's coming from
Look everywhere, nothing.
Have to buy a ladder (tomorrow, too stoned to do it today) to check attic, never been up there, scared of what I will find.
Chirping is making me irritated.
Kids are surprised to see me every time I enter the room, urge to acquire a bicycle and get in a fight at a diner is growing, and I am starting to realize I have been oppressed by The Man my entire life.
Yo may b battery finna to die, gnome sane, so I aint gotta do that shit fr fr.
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Sheriff Cad
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Go karts and race cars left foot braking is pretty common, no clutch so you can transition on/off the gas/brake more smoothly and quickly.
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I'm certain that isn't what was going on here, hah.
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Had a mole come back bad, they did another shave. I noted to the doc that the place that calls didn't leave a diagnosis just told me to call back (which I did 3 times and to date they have never called back). He told me he would call himself, which he did today .......and didn't leave a diagnosis.
I had to ride over for him to tell me I was all good. WTF. I've signed all their HIPAA bullshit leave a fucking message besides call back into our worthless AI callcenter bullshit.
I had to ride over for him to tell me I was all good. WTF. I've signed all their HIPAA bullshit leave a fucking message besides call back into our worthless AI callcenter bullshit.
Hoss
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Apparently O'reilly has a new policy on battery warranties. They have to put it on a trickle charge overnight and it has to test bad with their tester to get a replacement. Guy said it started at the beginning of the month. I wasn't clear if he meant march or february. It really pissed me off for 2 reasons. #1, that's not the warranty that was in effect when I bought the battery. #2 I had a fucking car that was down and they think I should wait till tomorrow? I had one that was a little over a year old that shit the bed. He tried to tell me it was passing the load test, but it wouldn't even try to turn over my truck. I told him, fuck it, I'd go to auto zone and just get a new one with a good warranty. I stepped out and called Auto Zone first to make sure their warranty was still the same. Anyway, he went ahead and replaced the battery, but when I need another one I'm going to have to make sure that bullshit isn't still in effect.
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Axiel
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If your battery is dieing after a year, you have other problems.
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Hoss
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Great insight genius. Can I get a list of all the parts of a car that have a 0.0% chance to fail in a year? I'm not a very good mechanic so a list like that will be helpful.
It was the comms cable between the ECU and the alternator. That was finally fixed after many alternator replacements, but apparently not charging the battery correctly will eventually fuck it up.
Sheriff Cad
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They charge you/your insurance for another office visit if they get you to come in.
Izo
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