Whats rustling your jimmies?

Identikit · 2026-03-30T13:50:53-0400

so I needed to buy a new can opener. I was cheap and bought the walmart brand one, it worked for like a month and now its not holding a can consistently.

So I went back and bought the most expensive can opener. It was a bout 15$ more, and it didnt work from the start. I got it replaced at walmart and no difference. So the most expensive one was worse than the cheapest one.

I just wanna open some fucking cans.

Hoss · 2026-03-30T14:19:04-0400

Identikit said:
so I needed to buy a new can opener. I was cheap and bought the walmart brand one, it worked for like a month and now its not holding a can consistently.

So I went back and bought the most expensive can opener. It was a bout 15$ more, and it didnt work from the start. I got it replaced at walmart and no difference. So the most expensive one was worse than the cheapest one.

I just wanna open some fucking cans.

Just to be clear, the most expensive one at Wal Mart was worse than the cheapest one at Wal Mart, right? That's Wal Mart weird. Maybe something Wal Mart is going on. Maybe your house is haunted by a Wal Mart spirit who loves unopened cans?

Hoss · 2026-03-30T14:23:33-0400

Rajaah said:
What is the point of having external cameras if they can't reliably catch license plates if the target is going fast? Instead of constantly back-recording 90 minutes of low-res, low-FPS footage, it should be constantly back-recording 15 minutes of high-res, high-FPS footage. Or at least that should be an option. If something happens you don't generally need the past 90 minutes of footage, but you DO need something that is freaking readable.

First off, clearly a hate crime. I've never even seen you and I want to do a racism to you, so it's not hard to imagine.

Second, I'm actually surprised tesla cameras don't have AI sensing faces and license plates and automatically getting higher res pics of those. I never really thought about it, but it's something I assumed elon had invented and included.

Rajaah said:
filthy Subaru hybrid

Third, I'm loving the apparent hatred between hybrid owners and EV owners.

Cad · 2026-03-30T15:52:47-0400

Void said:
Probably stolen and being driven by underaged joyriding joggers anyway. Ain't nothin' gonna happen even if you do get a plate.

I'm clocking that as a deranged liberal (subaru hybrid?) thinking someone is a fascist for being a white man with a Tesla.

Juvarisx · 2026-03-30T15:58:28-0400

Identikit said:
so I needed to buy a new can opener. I was cheap and bought the walmart brand one, it worked for like a month and now its not holding a can consistently.

So I went back and bought the most expensive can opener. It was a bout 15$ more, and it didnt work from the start. I got it replaced at walmart and no difference. So the most expensive one was worse than the cheapest one.

I just wanna open some fucking cans.

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Denamian · 2026-03-30T17:06:38-0400

Identikit said:
so I needed to buy a new can opener. I was cheap and bought the walmart brand one, it worked for like a month and now its not holding a can consistently.

So I went back and bought the most expensive can opener. It was a bout 15$ more, and it didnt work from the start. I got it replaced at walmart and no difference. So the most expensive one was worse than the cheapest one.

I just wanna open some fucking cans.

Get a proper can opener and be done with it.

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